[ HE'S LIKE A BIG OLE BUFF BEAR. That's probably what he is, even if Josuke doesn't know any bears with those kinds of ears. ] Maybe you're a bear after all -- Some kinda mouse-eared bear. I don't actually know shit about biology, does such an animal exist?

[ Who cares about the science of it, honestly! Josuke's never cared about science and he's not about to start now. The main thing taking his attention right now is how cute and fluffy his best pal is. He's scratching the little ears eagerly, then rubbing at the fur on his neck and chest. It's not gay if his best friend is half-animal ... ]

The fur's pretty nice to touch ...