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[billionth]

so hey how do u tell some1 they smell real strong lately like not bad or anythin but just smell

more??//

is there a nice way 2 do it

am i a weirdo for smellin my buddy i dont' mean 2


hlep please

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[nipzips]

[ HE'S LIKE A BIG OLE BUFF BEAR. That's probably what he is, even if Josuke doesn't know any bears with those kinds of ears. ] Maybe you're a bear after all -- Some kinda mouse-eared bear. I don't actually know shit about biology, does such an animal exist?

[ Who cares about the science of it, honestly! Josuke's never cared about science and he's not about to start now. The main thing taking his attention right now is how cute and fluffy his best pal is. He's scratching the little ears eagerly, then rubbing at the fur on his neck and chest. It's not gay if his best friend is half-animal ... ]

The fur's pretty nice to touch ...

[billionth]

[AW FUCKIN YEAHHHHH BABEY KEEP PATTING HIM YEEEAAAHHH OOOOOOOOOO YEEEEAAAHHH.

Which is to say that Okuyasu's absolutely melting right now, practically arching against Josuke's hand as he grumbles approvingly. Yeah, this'd be weird any other time, but right now it's fine. He'd do the same so it's just natural???]

Hooooooo, I-- [thump thump thump, yeah babey that's the spot] --shit, heh, I dunno. But it's real soft, and it's real nice when you touch it, so I dunno, it can't be like, a big fuck off animal or something, right? Those wouldn't like gettin' pats like I do right now, heh.

[nipzips]

[ It does make him feel weird to be stroking his best friend like he would a large, eager dog, but it feels really nice? He's so soft and warm. Fuck it, it's not like anyone's watching them be weird, and no one would really care about what two dudes get up to in their shared apartment anyway. ]

You like that, bro? You're even thumping your leg and shit ... [ Like a big ole labrador retriever or something. Josuke keeps rubbing at the little spot that Okuyasu likes so much. ] I should be counting my blessings you didn't turn into a weird bug or lizard or something. You know I hate creepy crawlies like that ...

[ He would probably work through his fear to continue touching Okuyasu but he wouldn't be enjoying it as much as he is now. This? This, he can get used to, and he gathers his friend into a warm hug to bask in how soft and fluffy he's become. ]