( VIDEO / ACTION. ) | DEC.4TH | PEOPLE WHO SAY SANTA DOESN'T EXIST ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE IN HIM

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ For those of you who may have spoted Gintoki at the charity event, they might recognize a handmade booth on the feed. Only.. it's been slightly altered. Instead of KISSING BOOTH and etc, it's been painted over with something that might be more offensive.. depending on who you are. The booth reads:

COME MEET SATAN CLAUS
15🌑️ FOR PHOTO
30🌑️ FOR WISH LIST

To boot, he's in some festive attire and looks like the most lethargic Santa Claus ever. ]</sub>

Yo, yo, yo.

_{[ isn't it.. ho ho ho.. ]}

It's that time of year and I'm open for business. Come pay me a visit for a small fee. I know what it's like to want something so badly and not get it— it's like seeing Fri*za's final form and being awfully disappointed, so don't let that happen to you.
_{[ it's not very small fee at all.. he's really awful at being in character.]}

Fill out your wish list.
You never know. If you've been good, you might just get what you want. I'm a busy man, so hurry it up, morons.

_{[ He turns his location on, and for those who actually meet him, here's a wish list to fill out. He'll be ready to transfer currency before you take a sheet: ]}

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO:
NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?:
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP:
NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT:
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:

<font face="courier">HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO: NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP: NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT: YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:</font>

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[bought]

I've filled out your form, Mr. Satan.

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO: I think so.
NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?: I've been good!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP: I'd like Master Naofumi to make some good sales. That's not really a material wish, I hope that's okay.
NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT: Master Naofumi.
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?: I haven't heard of any elves on shelves.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Don't mind him, he looks surprised someone actually come through, but he holds out his device to have currency transferred to him. ]}

Easy.
Pay up, first.

Then I'll look at it.

[bought]

[ She holds up her device in kind, transferring-- ]

How much?

[ She won't haggle; she'll just send it over. ]

[naturallywavy]

30.

_{[ Gintoki says as he slowly lifts the wish list to his half lidded eyes, reading it carefully. ]}

Who is this Master Naofumi you care about so much?

[bought]

He's the Shield Hero. [ She says it with such confidence, like she expects him to automatically know what it means. ] He has no offensive capabilities, so I act as his sword and protect him in combat.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ why is this so wholesome.. ]}

Is he here or back at your home world?

[bought]

He's here. He runs the Heavenly Fowl Apothecary. He's... the type who pretends to care about money more than people, but that doesn't mean it won't matter a lot to him.