( VIDEO / ACTION. ) | DEC.4TH | PEOPLE WHO SAY SANTA DOESN'T EXIST ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE IN HIM

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ For those of you who may have spoted Gintoki at the charity event, they might recognize a handmade booth on the feed. Only.. it's been slightly altered. Instead of KISSING BOOTH and etc, it's been painted over with something that might be more offensive.. depending on who you are. The booth reads:

COME MEET SATAN CLAUS
15🌑️ FOR PHOTO
30🌑️ FOR WISH LIST

To boot, he's in some festive attire and looks like the most lethargic Santa Claus ever. ]</sub>

Yo, yo, yo.

_{[ isn't it.. ho ho ho.. ]}

It's that time of year and I'm open for business. Come pay me a visit for a small fee. I know what it's like to want something so badly and not get it— it's like seeing Fri*za's final form and being awfully disappointed, so don't let that happen to you.
_{[ it's not very small fee at all.. he's really awful at being in character.]}

Fill out your wish list.
You never know. If you've been good, you might just get what you want. I'm a busy man, so hurry it up, morons.

_{[ He turns his location on, and for those who actually meet him, here's a wish list to fill out. He'll be ready to transfer currency before you take a sheet: ]}

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO:
NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?:
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP:
NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT:
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:

<font face="courier">HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO: NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP: NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT: YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:</font>

Comments

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[bratworth]

There is a spelling error on your sign.

( Blunt and to the point. )

[naturallywavy]

Ah, what is this.. some kind of disgusting stain on my screen. Maybe I should try and wipe it off.

_{[ scrub scrub.. ]}

Nope. Still there. It looks like... something really pretentious.

_{[ I'm sorry he's like this. ]}

[bratworth]

( For the better or the worse, Edgeworth unfortunately can't take a joke. His eyes narrow into a glare. )

I beg your pardon?

[naturallywavy]

_{[ I meant, granted, it's a pretty insulting joke. ]}

Gross. It's still talking to me.
What kind of supernatural mold is this?

_{[ Look. He'll stop after this. ]}

[bratworth]

( He bristles further. )

I assure you, there's nothing supernatural about me at all.

[naturallywavy]

I'll say.

_{[ Oh damn. ]}

Seriously. Do you got nothing better to do than criticize people's work of art.

[bratworth]

( You know what, he's going to take that as a compliment. )

You call that a work of art? Please. I've seen better paintings from three-year-olds.

( He hasn't, actually, but he decides it works well as an insult. )