( VIDEO / ACTION. ) | DEC.4TH | PEOPLE WHO SAY SANTA DOESN'T EXIST ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE IN HIM

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ For those of you who may have spoted Gintoki at the charity event, they might recognize a handmade booth on the feed. Only.. it's been slightly altered. Instead of KISSING BOOTH and etc, it's been painted over with something that might be more offensive.. depending on who you are. The booth reads:

COME MEET SATAN CLAUS
15🌑️ FOR PHOTO
30🌑️ FOR WISH LIST

To boot, he's in some festive attire and looks like the most lethargic Santa Claus ever. ]</sub>

Yo, yo, yo.

_{[ isn't it.. ho ho ho.. ]}

It's that time of year and I'm open for business. Come pay me a visit for a small fee. I know what it's like to want something so badly and not get it— it's like seeing Fri*za's final form and being awfully disappointed, so don't let that happen to you.
_{[ it's not very small fee at all.. he's really awful at being in character.]}

Fill out your wish list.
You never know. If you've been good, you might just get what you want. I'm a busy man, so hurry it up, morons.

_{[ He turns his location on, and for those who actually meet him, here's a wish list to fill out. He'll be ready to transfer currency before you take a sheet: ]}

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO:
NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?:
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP:
NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT:
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:

<font face="courier">HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO: NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP: NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT: YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:</font>

Comments

[naturallywavy]

the most important thing
a lot of sweets

_{[ Okay, he still has a lot of money left over, but he, too, likes getting her reaction. ]}

[angelshot]

[ SWEETS? Oh no... this is starting to sound familiar. ]

oh my god

did stocking possess you

stockin
sis
if youre reading this you can do better
go take over a cuter dude that ones annoying as fuck

oh p.s.
youre still gonna get the fattest ass if you keep shoveling that junk in your piehole so dont come whining to me when you turn into a walking tub of lard again

[naturallywavy]

jokes on you
i have main character syndrome
i stay hot all year round no matter what i do.. or i gues.. no matter what i don't do

you have a sister?
man
talk about shitty rem & ram rejects
i thought angels would be more pleasant than onis but apparently not

[angelshot]

thats a whole lot of shit just to say self absorbed asshole

[ WHOA that sure is the pot calling kettle black but nbd. ]

yeah shes a massive bitch
worse than me
but familys family i guess

[naturallywavy]

i can’t imagine anyone being worse than you
sounds like you’re just jealous of her for some reason

is she prettier than you
bigger tits, right?

[angelshot]

ugh are you kidding
between her giant skin sacks and horrible taste in men shes a step down from me

then again you seem like the type of sucker that falls for girls with daddy issues so maybe shes your type

[naturallywavy]

giant skin sacks






yeah i'd like to meet her sometime

[angelshot]

good you deserve each other

i hope you make each other miserable