( VIDEO / ACTION. ) | DEC.4TH | PEOPLE WHO SAY SANTA DOESN'T EXIST ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE IN HIM

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ For those of you who may have spoted Gintoki at the charity event, they might recognize a handmade booth on the feed. Only.. it's been slightly altered. Instead of KISSING BOOTH and etc, it's been painted over with something that might be more offensive.. depending on who you are. The booth reads:

COME MEET SATAN CLAUS
15🌑️ FOR PHOTO
30🌑️ FOR WISH LIST

To boot, he's in some festive attire and looks like the most lethargic Santa Claus ever. ]</sub>

Yo, yo, yo.

_{[ isn't it.. ho ho ho.. ]}

It's that time of year and I'm open for business. Come pay me a visit for a small fee. I know what it's like to want something so badly and not get it— it's like seeing Fri*za's final form and being awfully disappointed, so don't let that happen to you.
_{[ it's not very small fee at all.. he's really awful at being in character.]}

Fill out your wish list.
You never know. If you've been good, you might just get what you want. I'm a busy man, so hurry it up, morons.

_{[ He turns his location on, and for those who actually meet him, here's a wish list to fill out. He'll be ready to transfer currency before you take a sheet: ]}

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO:
NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?:
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP:
NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT:
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:

<font face="courier">HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO: NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP: NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT: YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:</font>

Comments

text | un: kishibe

[penpoint]

Ah, our first knock-off Santa Claus. How long will you be out there?

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Kishibe. Why does that name look familiar? ]}

however long it takes
i don’t sleep
you know
seeing people when they’re sleeping
knowing when they’re awake

etc

[penpoint]

Well, that's only a little creepy.

So you want people to gift you money and you're donating it?

Your booth could use some work.

[naturallywavy]

shut up about my booth
mrs claus made it
don't insult her you swine

that's not it at all
people give me money and instead
i give them what they want for christmas
granted they've been good all year

[penpoint]

How old do you think I am to still believe in that?

And honestly, I feel bad for the folks who believe in Satan Claus.

[naturallywavy]

age is just a number
take me for example

i still have a boyish heart

what happened to you
did your heart turn into an old, corrupted salary man when you were still pubescent?

[penpoint]

I'm somehow not surprised that you're immature.

[ That's how he interpreted that. Sorry. ]

As if I could do something as boring as being a salary man. I'm a published Manga-ka.

1/3

[naturallywavy]

_{[ published... manga-ka...... ]}

[naturallywavy]

toriyama-sensei!!!!!
oda-sensei!!
araki-sensei!!!

is that you???

[naturallywavy]

ah not like i read that stuff anymore
i just

i have a nephew
he likes JUMP

_{[ the fuck ]}

[penpoint]

I only know of two of them.

[ -- the fuck is right. ]

My work is in Shounen Jump. Does your nephew happen to also cosplay knock-off Santa?

[ listen here, punk ]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ S-S-S-SSHOUNEN JUMP. ]}

ah well i mean
he's allergic to christmas
so there's really not anything we can do about that
he does maybe
gluten-free santa-san

_{[ what ]}

nevermind about that though
hey do you mind if i see some of your work sometime
it's not like i really like reading JUMP adventures or anything
nothing like sailing over the seas to try and become the pirate king
or training hard for recognition and becoming the next hokage

but reading something like it may make me feel better about being here
you know
missing my nephew and everything