( VIDEO / ACTION. ) | DEC.4TH | PEOPLE WHO SAY SANTA DOESN'T EXIST ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE IN HIM

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ For those of you who may have spoted Gintoki at the charity event, they might recognize a handmade booth on the feed. Only.. it's been slightly altered. Instead of KISSING BOOTH and etc, it's been painted over with something that might be more offensive.. depending on who you are. The booth reads:

COME MEET SATAN CLAUS
15🌑️ FOR PHOTO
30🌑️ FOR WISH LIST

To boot, he's in some festive attire and looks like the most lethargic Santa Claus ever. ]</sub>

Yo, yo, yo.

_{[ isn't it.. ho ho ho.. ]}

It's that time of year and I'm open for business. Come pay me a visit for a small fee. I know what it's like to want something so badly and not get it— it's like seeing Fri*za's final form and being awfully disappointed, so don't let that happen to you.
_{[ it's not very small fee at all.. he's really awful at being in character.]}

Fill out your wish list.
You never know. If you've been good, you might just get what you want. I'm a busy man, so hurry it up, morons.

_{[ He turns his location on, and for those who actually meet him, here's a wish list to fill out. He'll be ready to transfer currency before you take a sheet: ]}

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO:
NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?:
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP:
NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT:
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:

<font face="courier">HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO: NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP: NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT: YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:</font>

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[ringlette]

[ Contrary to popular belief, Marie isn't charmed right away by offers of romantic dinners. She ought to know the guy better first, you know. If he's cute, or manly, or humorous enough, there might be a chance this conversation will end on a highly positive note.

The demanding part, though? Hmm. She smiles at him politely. ]

I could arrange a candlelight dinner. If your services will attract more patrons to my cafe, I suppose a rightful compensation is in order.

[naturallywavy]

Whatever, that's fine.
If you need anything else done at your place of business, I'll be glad to help...

...granted the payment is right.

What kind of cafe is it?

[ringlette]

It is a maid cafe! The name is Salon De Marie, and it is easily over at PrismaPlace if you are acquainted with the area!

[ Not many people set up shop in Level 1 because of the absurd renting prices, so there's a lot of room for her... ]

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ why.. a maid cafe.
Despite being fond of girls in costumes, there's just something cringey about a maid cafe.

Still. A client is a client. ]</sub>

Do you.. perhaps.. need a taste tester for this cafe of yours?

_{[ Goes straight to mooching. ]}

[ringlette]

Hmmm? I never thought we needed a taste tester among the ranks.

[ Is that a thing cafes actually have? Maybe she overlooked it... but it's never too late to fix that. ]

If it is a job you really want to seek, I would work something out for you.