《坂田 銀時》Sakata Gintoki (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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prismatica2019-12-04 12:07 am
naturallywavy) wrote in prismatica2019-12-04 12:07 am
( VIDEO / ACTION. ) | DEC.4TH | PEOPLE WHO SAY SANTA DOESN'T EXIST ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE IN HIM
[ For those of you who may have spoted Gintoki at the charity event, they might recognize a handmade booth on the feed. Only.. it's been slightly altered. Instead of KISSING BOOTH and etc, it's been painted over with something that might be more offensive.. depending on who you are. The booth reads:
COME MEET SATAN CLAUS
15🌑️ FOR PHOTO
30🌑️ FOR WISH LIST
To boot, he's in some festive attire and looks like the most lethargic Santa Claus ever. ]
Yo, yo, yo.
[ isn't it.. ho ho ho.. ]
It's that time of year and I'm open for business. Come pay me a visit for a small fee. I know what it's like to want something so badly and not get it— it's like seeing Fri*za's final form and being awfully disappointed, so don't let that happen to you.
[ it's not very small fee at all.. he's really awful at being in character.]
Fill out your wish list.
You never know. If you've been good, you might just get what you want. I'm a busy man, so hurry it up, morons.
[ He turns his location on, and for those who actually meet him, here's a wish list to fill out. He'll be ready to transfer currency before you take a sheet: ]
HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO:
NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?:
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP:
NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT:
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:
COME MEET SATAN CLAUS
15🌑️ FOR PHOTO
30🌑️ FOR WISH LIST
To boot, he's in some festive attire and looks like the most lethargic Santa Claus ever. ]
Yo, yo, yo.
[ isn't it.. ho ho ho.. ]
It's that time of year and I'm open for business. Come pay me a visit for a small fee. I know what it's like to want something so badly and not get it— it's like seeing Fri*za's final form and being awfully disappointed, so don't let that happen to you.
[ it's not very small fee at all.. he's really awful at being in character.]
Fill out your wish list.
You never know. If you've been good, you might just get what you want. I'm a busy man, so hurry it up, morons.
[ He turns his location on, and for those who actually meet him, here's a wish list to fill out. He'll be ready to transfer currency before you take a sheet: ]
HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? ANSWER YES OR NO:
NO, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD AT ALL OR JUST A PAIN IN THE ASS?:
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE HOLIDAY? KEEP IT CHEAP:
NAME SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER TOWARDS, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT:
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..?:
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yeah
what else would i be doing it for
[ That's a lie. Believe it or not, he does enjoy helping people quite a bit. ]
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But, hey, good for you. You're a money-grubber like everyone else, huh? Well, maybe I'll actually pay to fill out that list of yours then if you're that hard up on Chroma. You should really just find another Moonblessed to do it with, though. It's much more efficient than doing any work.
[shut up Robin]
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i just don't need anymore people getting attached to me
i have plenty of love interests as it is
let me just make general money
it's sort of what i'm used to doing
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[/sarcasm]
Yeah, well, like I said: I'll think about stopping by if you're still open for business.