third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

Hot Cocoa, 30sec

💖 Square-ish images work best! 💖 Thumbnail images are clickable, that's why there's two IMG2 / IMG3 / IMG4 placeholders each!

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EDIT YOUR PROFILE!
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Comments

Panty Anarchy | Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt | Sanguis

[angelshot]

Panty Anarchy, 1800

Original badass and professional Bitch Angel, dabbled in the movie industry and rock scene for a bit but got bored of it after a while. Always down to party - just don't whine about it when you can't keep up. DTF but not looking for a relationship outside of maybe FWB if you aren't a total loser or boring in the sack. I already have a stupid dog and roomate that annoy me enough, god knows I don't need more dumpster fires in my life. 🍆💦

✓ ✕

[resenting]

✕

[Ugh. He's managed to go this far in this world without running into anyone who really reminded him of that woman, but something about this profile just makes his blood boil. Usually he'd just ignore it and keep scrolling, but he can't help but actively swipe left.]

That's gonna be a 'no.'

[angelshot]

[ Yawn. ]

cool. next.

[resenting]

[Huh, he expected more of a tantrum. Go figure.]

You take rejection better than I would have thought.

[angelshot]

implying you had a chance
keep moving fuckstick. 5s like you are a dime a dozen.

[resenting]

[Ah yup, there it is.]

Yeah yeah, I heard you the first time.

Like I give a shit about any of that, anyway.

[loungelizard]

✓

[well, she said "or", not "and/or"...]

I love a girl who isn't afraid to show me the other side.

[Larry's flavor of salt is particularly, uh...unique.]