prismatica | third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

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Was making me a profile really necessary...

Well, if you found my profile, then you must be using it, right? I just gave you the push you needed!

[Yes, let's talk about Atsushi's profile, and not how blatantly thirsty Ranpo's is.]

[look, ranpo is valid]

Of course I went to look at it! Otherwise I wouldn't know how many things you made up...!

I didn't make anything up! All of it is 100% true! I wouldn't just go on the internet and post lies like that!

You're very kind, but also I don't believe you. I mean, I haven't even been cuddling since 1909, I was an infant. Babies are not very good cuddlers.

What kind of baby doesn't cuddle?

Isn't that all babies do?

[Outside of, you know, the obvious.]

Edited 2019-12-05 02:24 (UTC)

It's not that they don't cuddle. But they're also prone to things like, say, throwing up on the adults holding them. Or taking care of their other needs. From experience, I can tell you that you can definitely tell when a baby you're holding suddenly needs their diaper changed.