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All I'm doing is helping you.
See, this woman is quite nice. You should befriend her.

do you even know anything about her

or are you just gonna point at the first woman you see and go hey
that one right there

Her name is Jill Valentine. She's 35 and quite healthy. She's confident in her strength and enjoys staying fit.
I read her profile, Jotaro.

i know who she is
besides i know more about her than you do

she works at some place called salon de marie
and she knows how to knife fight
and she's french-japanese and american and also kind of canadian

so ha

What nationalities are American and Canadian?

i keep fucking forgetting that you're from five hundred years ago
how are you from the dark ages and better at the "internet" than i am
what the fuck

uh let me think
you recognize france so i'm guessing you know england?
england i guess decided to conquer the entire world basically
or something

so there's an ocean to the west of it
that's the atlantic
they crossed that and found some land over there
set up some colonies

wait is this going to just blow your mind
there's a continent to the west of europe
surprise

anyway that's where america and canada are

I suppose I'm just intuitive by nature.
I grew up very privileged, no technology excelling what the lord of the castle owned. All of his inventions, his gathered knowledge. Adapting just comes naturally.

That sounds like England, to be honest. Good to know nothing changes.

Oh. Those areas had many names by the many tribes that lived there. Impressive cultures, actually.

So that's where America and Canada are now. I see. So much changes in the future, as one must expect.

...
was your house way too big
i mean for the number of people living in it
was it stupid how big it was in comparison to that

also do you know what a gun is
you probably know what gunpowder is but i think maybe not guns?

i should've had better history teachers
shit

Yes.
It was really just father, mother, and me.
Now it is empty.
I don't really want to talk about it.

There might be a different name to it than the one I know? Explain.

i just asked because that's how my house is too
except usually not even my dad
he's away on tour a lot so he doesn't come home all that often
so usually it's just this big house and only us in it
me and my mom
that's just what i was thinking about when i asked

uh let me think
black powder that explodes
saltpeter and...something

Well.
At least you have a home to go back to.

Oh.
The Eastern nations are well known for such discoveries. Cannons, fireworks, that kind of thing.

don't do that
that thing you're doing
you don't want to talk about it so we don't have to
i was just explaining what i was thinking

anyway my point was
england figured out guns and cannons
and that helped a lot with them conquering everyone i think
also i'm pretty sure they spread diseases like crazy

My apologies.

That doesn't surprise me.
The English and any who took after their habits tended to be ill with foolish practices.

you don't have to apologize either
i just
i meant

look i don't want to be the reason you're sad ok

sorry
i'm the one who fucked it up

There are many things that will always remind me of what I've lost. That isn't your fault.
I appreciate you relating to me. I do.

...
yeah i
understand that feeling too

hey so what modern thing here is most strange to you
being from the dark ages and everything

what blows your mind the most

Hairdryers.
It's such a quaint luxury item but I like how it makes my hair feel.

oh
yeah i guess people probably spend a lot more time on their hair in the future than they did back then

they uh
make other stuff for hair too
if you haven't tried it yet