third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

Hot Cocoa, 30sec

💖 Square-ish images work best! 💖 Thumbnail images are clickable, that's why there's two IMG2 / IMG3 / IMG4 placeholders each!

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Comments

[handydandynotebook]

✓

[Ranpo what kind of profile is that you horny catboy!!

Ahem. Anyway.]

Those first two pictures are certainly special.

[sweetsleuth]

Just gonna comment on the first two, huh?

[Very horny and he needs to be stopped.]

[handydandynotebook]

[RANPO DON’T CALL HIM OUT LIKE THIS??]

The last picture is very

Nice

So is your profile picture

[Can you feel him blushing through the phone, Ranpo?]

[sweetsleuth]

I bet you were blushing while typing that, huh.

[Of course he can, he's Ranpo.]

[handydandynotebook]

I’ve just never seen your hair like that before.

And your cat ears stand out more in that last photo.

[Dances around the question.]

[sweetsleuth]

And I bet you're blushing right nooooow, huh.

[handydandynotebook]

[Pls no bully!!]

Maybe.

[Kunikida you’re full of shit.]

In any case, I didn’t think I’d find you on here.

[Which begs the question why Kunikida is here himself...]

[sweetsleuth]

I didn't think I'd find you on here, either! Looking for something specific?

[handydandynotebook]

Not exactly.

Just browsing.

[He says that like he’s window shopping at a store.]

[sweetsleuth]

Just browsing?

Well, if you see something you'd like to try on, all you have to do is come over.

[Sorry Kunikida literally all he's thinking about right now is dick.]

[handydandynotebook]

[NOW WHO NEEDS THE SPRAY BOTTLE?? The Cordis moon sure is something...]

Are you sure? I mean, I wouldn’t be opposed...

[Ranpo isn’t the only one thinking with his dick now.]

[sweetsleuth]

Kunikida-kuuun

Yosano-san is at work and I'm here all by myself.

Won't you come over and make me purr again?

[He sends a selfie -- and reveals that last picture is how he looks right now, bare legs pulled up to his chest as he bites his lower lip and grins at the camera.]

1/2

[handydandynotebook]

[MAKES THIS FACE AGAIN!!]

2/2

[handydandynotebook]

[Good lord, Ranpo, you can’t just say stuff like that and then send him a lewd picture?? It might not be Sanguis, but he finds Ranpo impossible to resist right now.]

I’ll be right over.

[TO BE CONTINUED here!]