third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

Hot Cocoa, 30sec

💖 Square-ish images work best! 💖 Thumbnail images are clickable, that's why there's two IMG2 / IMG3 / IMG4 placeholders each!

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EDIT YOUR PROFILE!
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Comments

catfishing as samatoki aohitsugi || hypnosis mic

[inthebuilding]

SAMATOKI AOHITSUGI, 25

I'm Samatoki Aohitsugi from Yokohama. I'm the leader of MAD TRIGGER CREW, and an excellent rapper. My hobbies include smoking, being hardcore, spending time with my little sister and picking fights when I probably shouldn't. Thankfully, I have two great friends named Riou and Jyuto. Riou is cool, and if I didn't have Jyuto in my life, I don't know where I'd be. Actually, I do know. I would be in prison, because of my hot-headedness. I am the most loyal person you will ever meet, so don't fuck with me or my crew unless you're going not going to be a waste of time. I'd be happy to have more good people in my life, even if I don't seem like it. I have resting bitch face, but I can be nice. Thanks for reading.

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CATFISHING but then who gets played.

[hoasen]

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So Jyuto is cool, I see!

[And now she'll think of Jyuto as the best forever. The end. (or something similar.)]

[inthebuilding]

Yeah, I give him hell but he's always been there for me!

[ Jyuto's just clowning, he realizes how insanely out-of-character this account is, but if he tries to take it seriously and portray Samatoki as accurately as possible, it may have consequences too damaging on Samatoki's social life. ]

[hoasen]

I guess this is why you are the leader, no? There is some level of respect.

[Can't believe Jyuto is a professional RPer now. DUDE.]

[inthebuilding]

Yeah, there's gotta be. 'Course I'm the best but my hood is good.

[ Jyuto's kind of trying to pass, but he's also not. In any case, he shouldn't try to prolong the chat for too long. ]

[hoasen]

That sounds almost like a rap, just then!

[Jyuto, save yourself.]

[inthebuilding]

Guess I'm so good I can't quit.

[ These two must be really close, Jyuto is realizing. ]

[hoasen]

It sounds like it's your life, so I don't even know if you could ever.

[Jyuto, they literally talk about you all the time too. ALL TOGETHER NOW.]

she doesn't know it's not him :c

[foxtouched]

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You care for Jyuto-san this much, Samatoki?
That's very sweet. He seemed nice.

[ And a little scary but mostly nice! ]

[inthebuilding]

You got to meet him? Cool. Maybe the three of us should hang out together sometime.

[foxtouched]

Ah. That would be nice.
He helped me the other day, too.
I wanted to make him something to thank him
Do you know what he enjoys eating, Samatoki?

[inthebuilding]

[ Awww. How sweet of her! Jyuto wants to keep the conversation as short as possible, because he doesn't want to keep deceiving her... ]

He did?
I think he'll be okay with anything, he's never given me a hard time. Just appreciates the thought.

[foxtouched]

He sounds like a good friend I would like to get to know.
Of course, you're still my dearest friend, Samatoki ♡(⌒ ◡ ⌒ )
Even if we— (⌒-⌒; ) ahh.
But know that I would always help you in a pinch, too.
Could you find out if Jyuto-san enjoys sweets?

[inthebuilding]

[ Even if they...? Are these two fucking? Samatoki had enough game? ]

Thanks, and you know I got your back too.
Jyuto likes sweets, so you're clear.

Poor Jyuto's life is suffering

[foxtouched]

[ She's sorry... sometimes the guys with one brain cell are cuter than the smart ones... ]

That's good to know.
I'll make him some delicious sweets then!
And you can make him your coffee!
They'll balance out the taste.
Would you like to come along?

replying as kogami!?!??!

[coasts]

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the fuck is this bullshit!!!!!
U SOUND LIKE A WUSS

[inthebuilding]

Hi, Samatoki.

[coasts]

IM GONNA KIL LYOU

[inthebuilding]

I think I'm doing a good job.
Why are you so unhappy?

[coasts]

good job my ass
your really bad at pretending to be me!!!

[inthebuilding]

I'm trying to portray you as more cute and less stupid.

[ Samatoki's going to come and bust his door down any minute, isn't he... ]

[coasts]

you better start texting and ask for help from the cops bc im gonna break your fingers soon

[wearingguess]

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One of my dearest friends also has a hobby of smoking!! And I really love my little sister, too! You are welcome for reading! I suppose you must have gotten out of jail that one time.

[inthebuilding]

Yeah, barely. Unfortunately that ain't the first time I've been in.

[wearingguess]

Well, things like that happen. And obviously you got out those other times as well!