third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

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( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

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Comments

[grilletto]

stop it
you're just gonna encourage them again

[getstoned]

they were just trying to help out for yours, and by extension, their benefit. isn’t that what stands do?

besides, it’s pretty neat they’re sentient. it reminds me of foo fighters, they have a lot of personality and thoughts that they’re just ready to put out there.

[grilletto]

YEAH BUT DID FOO FIGHTERS SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY?!

[getstoned]

no because she wasn't my stand???
we just had to keep people away from her fuckin' cup of water

[grilletto]

guarding a cup of water isn't the same as having to lock down your bank account!

[getstoned]

she would go apeshit if she thought anyone was trying to take her cup of water
kinda like how chroma is for us and our stands
that's what it was for her
like she needed that shit to stay alive

sometimes it just be like that with sentient stands
they're all about self-preservation

[grilletto]

i guess i can kind of see what you mean
still not sure it's the same thing
but i'll take it

[getstoned]

god just accept that i think your stand is cute
and by some weird association that part of you is cute too

[grilletto]

what

[getstoned]

you know how to read

[grilletto]

why would you say that?
that's what i mean by what??

[getstoned]

huh?
why not?
did i say something i wasn't supposed to?

[grilletto]

no you just
are you trying to say that i'm cute?

[getstoned]

[ there's typing.

and then deleted.

more typing.

delete. delete. delete. ]

look

[ a long pause ]

don't make it weird or anything okay???
i was just saying that your stand is cute
and sf was saying that if i felt that way i had to realize that they're a part of you or something

[grilletto]

wait
your stand talks too?

[getstoned]

not really in the same way the pistols do
sf and i have a special way of communicating ig, sometimes she's all i had when i was locked up y'know?