third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

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Comments

sorry for the slow replies, it's Finals Hell rn!

[meteorman]

What, the surprise animal parts every few weeks aren't fun enough?

[He doesn't even mean that sarcastically. Aside from the issues with clothing, it's been pretty neat. No complaints.]

If biology's plan for me going forward is being able to rotate my neck an owl's maximum of two-hundred and seventy degrees, you won't hear me complaining.

Granted I imagine most people won't find that attractive.

no worries; it truly is the most wonderful time of the year

[biotictouch]

No, they're rather distracting. Clothing during them is a racket, and smelling with your tongue and other olfactory adventures tends to be more infuriating than it is novel.

No, you might not. Evolutionary biologists might.[ Like her. ] But probably not for the reasons you're hoping for exactly.

[meteorman]

Sanguis, I assume?

I should probably clarify that I personally find extra-human biology both fascinating AND attractive, though some of the beings I've dealt with would likely make an evolutionary biologist furious. After having to weather the idiocy of an entire universe shaped like the letter M, navigating the delicate interaction between having a tail and wanting to wear pants seems mundane.

[biotictouch]

Unfortunately.


[ There's a long moment where she's trying to find the words to reply with. ]


For example?

I may actually be an evolution focused biologist. Geneticist, technically. My curiosity abounds.

[meteorman]

[That's normal. Nobody knows how to respond to the M dimension, because it sucks.]

The M dimension was admittedly the worst. There's no reasonable explanation for why everything from people to trees to vacuums would need to be shaped like the letter M, except to personally victimize me.

If we're talking about things native to my own universe, I would point to the stomach-faced duck. It's exactly what it sounds like, and when it opens its beak its organs spill out. How it has survived as a species is beyond me. How does it eat? Infuriating.