third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

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( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

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Comments

[grilletto]

what the hell??
it doesn't mean i'm a kid or anything
christ !!

[riptidequeen]

[Woof, taking this a bit too seriously.]

I was making a joke, and I'm thousands of years older than you so if you want to get all technical you are like a kid to me?

[grilletto]

oh shit
that’s a really good point
like
does it make me baby aged or something?
is 5000 years middle aged for you or young?

[ mista calm down ]

[riptidequeen]

[Oh boy.]

It makes you human aged, and Gems don't tend to keep track of age normally. I just felt like it'd be best to let folks know how long I've been around because humans are weird about that kind of thing.

[grilletto]

[ oh boy indeed ]

i can't tell if you're dodging the question or not

[riptidequeen]

Which question? You asked at least three by now.

[grilletto]

all of them

[riptidequeen]

Well I can't really answer them because there isn't really an answer to them?

I don't feel any different than when I first emerged from the dirt to how I am now, physically. Or if my "age" is young or old, because Gems don't age so keeping track isn't really something we do.

And yeah, that's it I guess.

[grilletto]

wait
i know you said that you're a gem and all
but you really came out of the dirt?
did someone have to dig you up?
or did you come out like on your own?

[riptidequeen]

Yes, I popped out of the ground. No, no one had to help me out, I came out on my own.

[grilletto]

do you have any idea how bad ass that sounds?

[riptidequeen]

No? Every Gem from my universe does it.

[grilletto]

are you all people sized?
are there
gem pets?

[riptidequeen]

Size is dependant on what type of gem you are, but we tend to be people shaped.

And no, no pets.

[grilletto]

wow so no gem cats or anything
that kind of sucks
so are you like
kid sized ? or tall?

[riptidequeen]

I guess.
And I'm normal sized for a Lapis Lazuli.

[grilletto]

that means absolutely nothing to me
i mean in human sizes
i don't know how big a lapis lazuli is supposed to be

[riptidequeen]

I don't know! I think I'm not taller than most humans, so I guess I'm average sized?