third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

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( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

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Comments

[coasts]

oh
well i wont say no if youre inviting me

[ It's only polite to not refuse an offer!! Especially from a woman. ]

yeah
chicken and pork and beefs good... riou cooks a lotta crazy stuff like tarantulas and raccoons
😒

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I'm inviting you. 🤭

—Wait, tarantula and raccoon?
I've certainly tried some different foods, but I'm not sure about that.
Especially the tarantulas.

[coasts]

it was good and all
then riou had to tell us what we were eating
then i just wanted to throw up

[cadeuces]

I don't think I could imagine spiders ever tasting good. They aren't exactly... meaty. Just sort of—
Well. I don't want to make you ill again remembering it! But let's just say I relate to the experience.

I'll be sure to bring something tasty to make up for the foul memories, honest.
Presuming you like croissants...?

[coasts]

i aint gonna complain about food
theres a shitton of people homeless and hungry
ill take what youre offering whether i like it or not
but i do
bread is good

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That is certainly true enough, but people can't always control their taste buds.
Still, I'm glad croissants are a favorable choice all the same.
I hope I'll get to see you soon, nameless white-haired stranger.

[coasts]

its samatoki

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It's nice meeting you, Samatoki.
Thank you for falling for my "trap". ♥

( Yeah Angela you're real damn sly, "tricking" someone into giving you their name. )

[coasts]

what trap

[cadeuces]

Well, I teased you into giving me your name!
No one likes to be called a stranger.