[Text] un: accipitrinae

[tastes_like]

This time of year usually brings up warm memories for people where I'm from. Thoughts of lights, cakes, visiting with family, parties, whatever. Everyone gets festive in their own way, right? But for me, I'm missing out on the most important thing about the winter holidays.

Crunchy fried bird.

I've searched all over for the best fried chicken available, but I'm at a loss. Nothing comes close to the secret spiced recipe that I'm craving. So do your part to help save Christmas, and tell me where I can get a bucket that doesn't taste like the bird is part fish. Or worse.

Comments

[resenting]

You're getting off pretty easy there. I've been to a place that served omlettes that tasted like oranges. Or try going a few weeks without any sense of taste at all.

Puts things in perspective.

[tastes_like]

I've had some weird stuff too. Especially when the jellyfish was still on sale. I don't mind strange foods at all.

But I don't like it when people mess with my bird.

[resenting]

It's when you think it should be one thing and you end up eating another that it gets weird.

Well, about all you can do at that point is figure out how to make it yourself.

[tastes_like]

I bet. I'm curious enough about that omelette to seek it out to try it. And maybe inflict it on my buddy. It's not malicious if it's in the name of new experiences.

I'm doing better than that. I've got two people willing to make it for me.