[Text] un: accipitrinae

[tastes_like]

This time of year usually brings up warm memories for people where I'm from. Thoughts of lights, cakes, visiting with family, parties, whatever. Everyone gets festive in their own way, right? But for me, I'm missing out on the most important thing about the winter holidays.

Crunchy fried bird.

I've searched all over for the best fried chicken available, but I'm at a loss. Nothing comes close to the secret spiced recipe that I'm craving. So do your part to help save Christmas, and tell me where I can get a bucket that doesn't taste like the bird is part fish. Or worse.

Comments

[satanslash]

ive tasted it AND i know what im doing in the kitchen so im gonna get as damn close as i can

shit yeah that sounds awesome might as well make a thing of it
christmas is close to my birthday too

[tastes_like]

So you're our only hope! I'll reimburse you on the supplies, does that help?

Yeah? Well that means you've got to go all out. How are you celebrating besides the holiday meal?

[satanslash]

im the chicken hero?

yeah thats fine

uhm not sure yet ill get back to you on that

[tastes_like]

You are the chosen one. The chicken hero.

What birthday is it? Any milestones involved?

[satanslash]

18

that's supposed to be a big deal right?

[tastes_like]

Yeah to most that's a pretty big milestone. In a lot of places that's the age they're considered an adult, right? That and twenty-one.

[satanslash]

i didnt even think id make it past 16 so i guess that also makes a big deal

[tastes_like]

That totally makes it an even bigger deal than usual. It's a go big or go home thing now.

[satanslash]

iunno how big i can even go here but it'll be different than what im used to at least!

[tastes_like]

Nothing wrong with different!

What was your last birthday like? I just went out to eat for mine.

[satanslash]

uh well i actually missed my last one

keeping track of time was a pain in the place i was in before here

but the one before that me and my school friends had a small party at my dorm

[tastes_like]

Small parties are fine. But I think if you missed your last one, it's all the more reason to really have a big party and go wild this time around.

[satanslash]

yeah im thinking thats whats gonna happen

i mean i dont know a lot of people here but ill just make it an open invitation or something

[tastes_like]

You'll really get a lot of guests if you go that route. Smart thinking.

[satanslash]

guess even i gotta have a smart moment once in a while