Video - un: o.zizhen

[buddingromantic]

[Zizhen appears in the video as he always does, wearing his red Baling Ouyang sect robes, hair put up in a top knot with its usual cap. When Zizhen starts the video though, he looks rather alarmed. Something must have happened for him to be this way]

I don't understand, Prisma! There must be some black magic at work, but I don't even know what it could be! It's just frightening!

[He adjusts the camera to show... the microwave in the kitchen]

It takes greater than five minutes for water to boil on this thing called a stove, but this "microwave" can boil the same amount of water in under five! This... this is madness! And those already made foods that have been kept in the ice - there are two details for cooking. Over 30 minutes in the oven, but only five in the "microwave"!

[He's saying microwave like he doesn't believe that's what it could be called]

Surely this must be a cursed item!

[Someone please tell him to calm down about the microwave... or egg him on]

Comments

[satanslash]

It is a little weird that they don't give us any like... manuals or whatever.

[voiceofanimus]

Precisely. And dead men cannot speak to grant their secrets, so much to my dismay, I must continue to permit them to live.

[buddingromantic]

Right? Like they assumed everyone would know what these things were. When I arrived, I was worried I wouldn't even be able to make a pot of tea and it turned out to be the easiest task.

[buddingromantic]

That is also true. It was good talking with you. If I come up with anything, I will let you know.

[voiceofanimus]

Likewise. Do continue to stay alive while you learn how your appliances work.

[buddingromantic]

Thank you. I will. No more thinking they are possessed!

[satanslash]

I mean, electric stoves and whatever do make things a lot easier than stone ones. But I guess if you've never seen a dial before you'd be closer to settin' things on fire than makin' tea.

There anythin' else you need help with?

[buddingromantic]

Pretty much. I know it has numbers, but it's hard to understand the difference between "1" and "10".

No, I think that was it. Thank you for your help.

[satanslash]

Yeah, no problem. You can message me if you ever have any other questions.

[buddingromantic]

I will! Thanks.