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prismatica2019-12-10 03:16 pm
quickquotes) wrote in prismatica2019-12-10 03:16 pm
Entry tags:
- bungou to alchemist: atsushi nakajima,
- dramatical murder: noiz,
- eiga no osomatsu-san: osomatsu matsuno,
- fate/: archer (emiya),
- good omens: crowley,
- gravity falls: stanford pines,
- harry potter: rita skeeter,
- heavenly official's blessing: hua cheng,
- jackie chan adventures: valmont,
- mahou sensei negima: konoka konoe,
- metal gear: revolver ocelot,
- octopath traveler: ophilia clement,
- original character: ambrosine,
- original character: confidence,
- original character: rey,
- persona 5: hifumi togo,
- resident evil: albert wesker,
- steven universe: lapis lazuli
01. TEXT
( It has taken Rita most of the time she's spent in Lunatia thus far to understand enough of this 'technology' to send out a broadcast. She's not the type to let such a little hurdle as unfamiliarity get in the way of reporting the news, and she is glad to announce her success with her very first article! )
UNDEAD YET DEADLY
The inhabitants of Lunatia might seem an uncouth lot, with their scales and their horns and other extraneous appendages. However, the natives of this world appear positively genteel when compared to who, or should I say, what walks amongst us, attempting to blend quietly into the shadows. Fortunately, I, Rita Skeeter, freelance journalist-for-hire, am here to shed light on the situation.
The Moonblessed by the name of ‘Ambrosine’, is a self-confessed practitioner of the Dark Arts. She is also known to post on this network under the alias of ‘undyingsoul’, which should tell you everything you need to know already. If you still require an explanation, know this: every magical child from the youngest of ages is taught that death is permanent. Any individual who attempts to meddle with mortality is faced with a fate worse than death: the eternal corruption of the soul.
Why does this matter, you might ask?
Those of you from my own world might know of the evilest Dark Wizard of our time, a man so evil that even after his defeat we still refuse to speak his name, only referring to him as He Who Must Not Be Named. In the name of ideological superiority and in search for the secrets of immortality, this Dark Wizard murdered thousands of people, witches, wizards and Muggles alike.
To use a more local frame of reference: as many of you will know, the city is still recovering from the aftermath of the rampages of another Dark Wizard, Asmodeus, who used his powers to control the minds of many innocent bystanders. Could Lunatia withstand another attack so soon?
While Ambrosine has not shown any untoward predilections to violence yet in her time here, evidence suggests she has so far murdered one innocent person in her quest for immortality thus far, as well as a unicorn (a most sacred magical animal).
How many more deaths will she cause? Can this type of individual truly be allowed to walk around our society unchecked? My recommendation would be to lock her up and throw away the key before she can cause any more harm to befall others.
After all, there’s enough to get used to in this new society without wondering about murderers in our midst. As so succinctly put by local resident, the charming thirty-six-year-old Mr. Valmont: it’s positively exhausting!
( After the main text in the article, smaller lettering reads: if you have leads which require any further investigation, or any information you would like me to know, please contact me here.
The name, again, is Rita Skeeter. )
The inhabitants of Lunatia might seem an uncouth lot, with their scales and their horns and other extraneous appendages. However, the natives of this world appear positively genteel when compared to who, or should I say, what walks amongst us, attempting to blend quietly into the shadows. Fortunately, I, Rita Skeeter, freelance journalist-for-hire, am here to shed light on the situation.
The Moonblessed by the name of ‘Ambrosine’, is a self-confessed practitioner of the Dark Arts. She is also known to post on this network under the alias of ‘undyingsoul’, which should tell you everything you need to know already. If you still require an explanation, know this: every magical child from the youngest of ages is taught that death is permanent. Any individual who attempts to meddle with mortality is faced with a fate worse than death: the eternal corruption of the soul.
Why does this matter, you might ask?
Those of you from my own world might know of the evilest Dark Wizard of our time, a man so evil that even after his defeat we still refuse to speak his name, only referring to him as He Who Must Not Be Named. In the name of ideological superiority and in search for the secrets of immortality, this Dark Wizard murdered thousands of people, witches, wizards and Muggles alike.
To use a more local frame of reference: as many of you will know, the city is still recovering from the aftermath of the rampages of another Dark Wizard, Asmodeus, who used his powers to control the minds of many innocent bystanders. Could Lunatia withstand another attack so soon?
While Ambrosine has not shown any untoward predilections to violence yet in her time here, evidence suggests she has so far murdered one innocent person in her quest for immortality thus far, as well as a unicorn (a most sacred magical animal).
How many more deaths will she cause? Can this type of individual truly be allowed to walk around our society unchecked? My recommendation would be to lock her up and throw away the key before she can cause any more harm to befall others.
After all, there’s enough to get used to in this new society without wondering about murderers in our midst. As so succinctly put by local resident, the charming thirty-six-year-old Mr. Valmont: it’s positively exhausting!
( After the main text in the article, smaller lettering reads: if you have leads which require any further investigation, or any information you would like me to know, please contact me here.
The name, again, is Rita Skeeter. )
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2: There is no reason for me to be a threat to anyone here. Why would you believe that there is?
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As to your question, I direct you to the article that we are, ostensibly, responding to. Is it mistaken? Perhaps, which is why I wished to get my information from the horse's mouth.
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And finally, because of course she's doing this, she deflects or resorts to petty insults whenever someone calls her out on her behavior. You need only look as far as other people's replies.
Pray tell, why in the Nine Hells would you heed the advice of someone so hilariously unwise?
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That said, while I'm sure you can understand my initial wariness, I am sympathetic to your side of the story. As it appears you have done nothing yet to warrant such treatment, I agree that Ms. Skeeter's behavior has crossed a line, and I shall be sure to have a stern word with her at the earliest opportunity. Despite what you may believe, I'm on your side, Miss Ambrosine.