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[anti_altruisms]

It has been brought to my attention that some among us are concerned that the dead and undead may be a grave threat to those who reside in this city. [ He's a brat so he sure did link that article. ] Since that is the case, I thought I would propose a truly terrifying event that will strike fear in the hearts of all who live here.

[ INSERT DRAMATIC PAUSE HERE ]

A potluck.

[ A potluck, Archer?? ]

For those of you unfamiliar with the custom, it involves bringing your own favorite dish to a gathering and everyone sampling the food provided.

If you are dead, undead, or of supernatural origins, and would be interested in such a thing, let me know, and I'll be more than happy to organize it.

[ And with that, he cuts the feed. ]

Comments

[satanslash]

Oh. Cool. I'll bring uh... spring rolls?

[anti_altruisms]

Whatever you'd like to bring is fine.

[ A beat, then- ]

Are you old enough to drink?

[ You're sounding a little bit young there, sport. ]

[satanslash]

[Shush he is not!]

I'm almost eighteen!

[... maybe a little.]

[anti_altruisms]

[ Uh huh, sure. ]

"Almost".

[ Unsure if he should let this pass, but....they're all in furry sexland, aren't they? ]

Don't get too happy with the alcohol.

[ He'll be checking on you... ]

[satanslash]

[He's really close to eighteen though!]

I won't! I don't really like gettin' super drunk anyway.

[Once was enough. Thanks, Shura.]

[anti_altruisms]

I'll hold you to that.