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[anti_altruisms]

It has been brought to my attention that some among us are concerned that the dead and undead may be a grave threat to those who reside in this city. [ He's a brat so he sure did link that article. ] Since that is the case, I thought I would propose a truly terrifying event that will strike fear in the hearts of all who live here.

[ INSERT DRAMATIC PAUSE HERE ]

A potluck.

[ A potluck, Archer?? ]

For those of you unfamiliar with the custom, it involves bringing your own favorite dish to a gathering and everyone sampling the food provided.

If you are dead, undead, or of supernatural origins, and would be interested in such a thing, let me know, and I'll be more than happy to organize it.

[ And with that, he cuts the feed. ]

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[offshoots]

[a moment....]

Right, right. Sorry, my bad. [there's a smile in his tone. are they

are they kind of getting along?!]

With a billion years of experience under your belt, you'd probably be better at cooking anything I brought.

[anti_altruisms]

That goes without saying.

[ Ah welp, still a dick, clearly. ]

The point is still for everyone to bring something.

[offshoots]

[was scared for a sec

haha, his high and mighty attitude about cooking is pissing him off. he can cook too! he just doesn't want to, ok.]

Yeah, yeah. I get it. If it's poisoned, don't blame me.

[it won't be. he's just being a dick like Archer. Archer see, Archer do.]

[anti_altruisms]

If it's poisoned, you'll have everyone who tries it blaming you.

[ Just sayin'. ]

Try to make something edible.

[offshoots]

[not if they don't know he made it. then they will blame Archer for inviting the fuckwad that poisoned them.]

I'll just make you eat your words instead.

[IT'S GONNA BE DELICIOUS, OLD MAN.]

[anti_altruisms]

[ Don't make him fucking trace the food you bring, Robin. ]

You're welcome to try.