text. un: dracula.

[goneforawalk]

here's an open letter

if you have a problem with the undead moonblessed among us you should probably come and try me out

this isn't white-knighting by the way most of us can handle ourselves well and i'm not particularly altruistic

i just want to fight you because surely if you're willing to cause problems you're strong right

i promise i won't eat you

probably

also yes i'm that dracula it's not just an edgy username it's my name and i don't want to have this conversation for the fortieth time so let's just get that out of the way

vlad the impaler nice to meet you i'm 568 years old and i'm really bored

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[goneforawalk]

i just want to be very clear on where i stand on the matter before anyone gets any ideas

may as well throw my weight around a bit

[moonlightalter]

I don't blame you, you know.

But I'm curious about if anyone here has actually expressed a problem with the undead, beyond that one woman.

[Atsushi has mixed feelings, but he also recognizes that those mixed feelings come from rather traumatic personal experiences.]