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[oomfies]

hey. i've been here forever and i've noticed one big thing
outside of the usual wacky shit every month that is
that everyone person i've met is super nice

well.. i'm getting desperate. i can't take waiting around anymore
if you're a hater, RESPOND!

i'm officially organizing a monthly (possibly weekly, depending on chemistry) brunch for us
usually this is reserved for vip but if i approve you after judging you you're allowed to sit with us

the requirements:
* you HAVE to be an 8 - 10
* you HAVE to actually hate things
* you HAVE to have a good personality
* you HAVE to leave a method of contact (social media is welcomed)

prove on this post that you just really REALLY hate shit
and a third party will contact you once you have been selected to join

OPTIONALLY, gripe about the shit that's annoying you right now and i'll send invites/respond with my own shit that's annoying me rn

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[oomfies]

wowwww.. alright i get it
i listed all my shit up in the post dude
if you don't like me asking questions then sorry lmao
go have brunch w YOUR friends then mister i-hate-trains!

[antipatheia]

all of it?
absolutely all of it?
you've left nothing out?

[oomfies]

what have i left out exactly?

[antipatheia]

i think you're the only one that can answer that
but petty griping isn't exactly the same as absolutely unbridled hatred
so is it possible
that you're just a fake hater?
i believe the term they use these days is a poser?
i'm fairly certain that's the proper usage

[oomfies]

lmaooo if you're trying to get me to expose myself, nice try!
i'm never gonna air all my dirty laundry here where there's proof of it
you'll only know what i really hate if you actually get in
which, odds are, you won't! because you're doing awful so far!!!

[antipatheia]

have you considered that i don't actually want in?
i just thought it might be fun to pick apart your logic
so far it has been

[oomfies]

yeah well you have a small dick so bye

[antipatheia]

you know
i think that might actually hurt if i were sure you'd actually seen it
probably not
but it's possible
unless you're trying to tell me you have
in which case, that certainly narrows down the pool considerably

[oomfies]

oh yeah because you fuck soooooooo much
listen dude.. take a dick joke for what it is
and since you're clearly not taking me srsly
this is what you get!!

[antipatheia]

that wasn't what i was saying at all
but it's interesting that you would think as much
judging by everything so far
you're obviously a woman
which certainly would narrow things down even further
one wouldn't bother hiding behind an anonymous network post
the other...
well, she certainly would

[oomfies]

'the other'... right
well lucky for you i can already tell you don't have a good personality
and that there's no valid method of contact here
i just can't seem to dm you.. 404 errors hm strange
you're just not the hater for us. I'm sorry :(

[antipatheia]

would you rather i use your name?
whoops
my apologies
her name
i'm beginning to think you need people with good personalities to make yourself look better
it's certainly not because you've got such a sunny disposition yourself

[oomfies]

wow absolute big talk coming from YOU!!!
I'm ignoring you right now because you're acting like an ass
don't even bother talking to me!

[antipatheia]

ignore me for now then
you know where you find me when you come to your senses
though i wonder if you're considering blocking me again
i'd be surprised if you haven't

[oomfies]

no. i don't.. i literally know nothing about you
what makes you think ANYONE knows where to find you?
like you have some hangout
gtfo