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[lightningruins]

a/s/l?

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[lightningruins]

do u know how many cold showers I've taken this week?

too fucking many

[satanslash]

[Stop thwarting his attempts at being actually smart!!!]

how is it my problem your hand isnt enough

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it's everyones problem rn

[satanslash]

only because you put it on the network

im not touching you
ever

p sure thats illegal anyway

[lightningruins]

u responded

and I don't think furries have laws about legal ages

[satanslash]

[!]





well this backfired on me

[lightningruins]

don't worry ur too young for me

unless u ask real nicely

[satanslash]

well my 18th is coming up

[WHY DID HE SEND THAT--]

not that i would ask you

[lightningruins]

but ur still here

talking to me

about fucking

[satanslash]

i nEVER SAID THAT WORD sdgakbj

[lightningruins]

srsly what did you think this entire post was about??

[satanslash]

[There is a looooong pause where Rin leaves him on Read, but he does eventually come back after about fifteen or so minutes.

He may have been dissociating.]

please

plEASE

tell me youre not attracted to me

[lightningruins]

I'm attracted to everyone right now

srsly if you're not dtf get out

[satanslash]

[Sweet baby Jesus...]

this is it this is my nightmare
im in hell

[Rin might have broken a bit.]

[lightningruins]

ur still here

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its like a trainwreck and im the one driving

[rin r u ok]

[lightningruins]

if ur not hot 4 teacher just put the phone down its easy

if u r hot 4 teacher just lmk

1/2

[satanslash]

i am NOT "hot for teacher" you fucking perve I'm just


fuck iunno

grossly curious?

i sweAR this place is doingsadjk gsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


djkjslll-

2/2 - sudden audio

[satanslash]

[Audio turns on with a loud clatter and other awful microphone-scraped-over-clothing crackling. Rin swears several times in between crying out in shock, followed by a muffled but stunned-]

What the fuck, Sets?!

audio

[lightningruins]

[ this nonsense? Hilarious.]