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奥村燐 | o k u m u r a r i n ([personal profile] satanslash) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-12-14 03:41 pm

video | un: demonchef

[Greetings, Lunatia! Here is a dumb boy.

Well, okay, his purpose for being here is not a dumb one. It is food related, though, which seems to fall second only to pet posts and questions of a sexual nature.

But food is generally a universally enjoyed thing.

Except for robots. Sorry, Penny.]


Hey everyone. So uh. My birthday is comin' up!

[He tries to smile, but it comes out rather hollow looking and fades after a second. He rests his chin on his hand with a sigh.]

I know I haven't been the most uh-- ... I mean. I don't know many people here still, so if anyone is like "who cares, it's some random punk's birthday" I totally get that. But uh, I figure I can at least offer somethin'?

Is it weird to do that even though it's my birthday? Eh...

I-it's... my birthday, I mean, it's two days after Christmas. That's the big winter holiday where I'm from. I was talkin' to someone else a while ago about how there's no KFC here, and that's where people in my country usually get their Christmas dinner from. It's a whole weird tradition...

[That's besides the point, though.]

Anywaaaaay, I can't make fried chicken exactly like KFC but I've tried a coupl'a times in the past week and gotten it super close, so I wanna try makin' a whole bunch for anyone who really misses it, or really wants to try it. I figure we could meet up at the community center for a... a potluck thing? If... anyone is even interested...

[Potlucks also seem to be somewhat popular here. He might be piggybacking off of too many of them, and he's all awkward and anxiety about doing this at all. He hasn't looked directly at the camera much during this, fiddling with his ear, his shirt, his hair.]

Or maybe just show up, eat all the chicken and bounce. I can't even really be mad if that happens...

[This is getting sad. He's just going to turn the feed off.]
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-15 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuri "fucking rude" Lowell, it's his middle name.]

Lucky for you, that curry you made for me before was pretty good. I owe you one, so I'll help you buy ingredients and cook on one condition.
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-15 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Cut the crap with putting yourself down. People will hang out with you because they want to, not because you have to bribe them with food or anything.

Listening to you tell strangers they can eat and run on your birthday is just sad.
Edited 2019-12-15 01:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-15 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
So celebrate twice as hard, both for your brother and for the year that you missed out on doing anything.

[Yuri shrugs.] I'll come along, and you have your girlfriend, so that's two people. If I bring Repede, it's three. If you have even one or two other friends, I'd say that's a pretty good turnout.
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-15 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[atta demonboy, Rin]

You can thank me when I actually pitch in. I can buy chicken, but what are the other ingredients? Sounds like this fried chicken stuff is some kind of special recipe?
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-15 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuri takes a minute or two to study the recipe before he responds.]

Huh... I wonder if the secret isn't one ingredient, but getting all those herbs and spices just right. Sounds interesting.

I'll get the chicken and seasonings, so can I leave the other ingredients to you?
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-15 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
All right.

[Sometimes it just takes an outside culinary opinion to think outside the box!]

So when's your birthday, exactly? You said it was two days after some holiday, but I have no idea when that is.
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-15 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
Got it. I'll be there on the 27th, then.

In the meantime, if a random punk with no friends needs someone to hang out with, go ahead and let me know whenever.

[Your words, not his, nerd.]
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-16 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Got it. [Since the 25th isn't a significant day for Yuri, it doesn't matter which day it is, really.]

I dunno, you don't look that sad to me any more. You must really love chicken.
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-18 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, then you cheered yourself up. Good job.

[Getting excited about cooking suits him a lot better than moping, besides.]
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-20 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[never gonna shush]

It was your idea, though, wasn't it? You made the decision to reach out, so give yourself some credit.
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[personal profile] taketheblame 2019-12-22 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Just keep figuring it out as you go. You'll be fine.