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[torsion]

I'm perfectly aware that this isn't as interesting as the usual things that pop up here, but I figure there's an audience for what I offer.

In case we're not familiar, I'm Jill. I enjoy modding firearms and creating unique ammunition and explosives in my free time. I don't have an official business and do it on the side. Cute guy named Engineer does it as his full-time career, so check in on him first.

Additionally, I train people in martial arts and will help hone your skills to what works best for your height/weight and body type. I'm an expert in multiple styles (TKD, Muay Thai, Wing Chun, and Savate to name a few). Cost is sliding scale since it's something I'm passionate about. It'll take time, but I'm happy to help bring out your potential.

Thanks for your time, everyone. And happy holidays. :)

Comments

[mylawn]

I'm too old for that kind of thing. But you're free to use the range we've got, as long as you don't blow it up.

[torsion]

Same shit I say, too.
Smooth.
Thanks for the offer.
You included in it?

[mylawn]

Difference is, I'm actually old.

If I'm there, I'll say hi.

[torsion]

Subjective.
Careful. You start saying "hi" to a gal, she might start to think you're friends with her or something.

[mylawn]

Compared to you, I'd say it's pretty objective.

Here I thought saying "hi" was just polite.

[torsion]

Yeah, yeah. You're older than me so it means everything you say is objective and right.
Smartass.
Now you're going polite on me?
Well, shit.

[mylawn]

If you'd rather have me ignore you, I can swing that, too.

[torsion]

Oh, don't be like that.
I'll stop teasing you.

[mylawn]

I've got a pretty thick skin. Just don't want you barking up the wrong tree.

[torsion]

Anyone that can best me usually does.
I'd be glad to have my ass handed to me by you. Beats not being challenged.
Care to really spar this time around?

[mylawn]

Sure, now that we both know what we're getting into.

[torsion]

Do we?
Pretty sure you've got my style info up top.
I know you're strong, but I guess I'll have to figure it out as I go.
Me and you could cause a lot of damage, though. Anywhere you prefer to throw down?

[mylawn]

The gym is built for people who can cause a lot of damage.

[torsion]

Yeah? Then let's go.

[mylawn]

Sure. Come by whenever.

[torsion]

You live there?

[ She knows what she's doing right now. ]

[mylawn]

Maybe 40% of the time.

[torsion]

I'll hunt you down if you aren't there.
But maybe that's what you're hoping for.

[mylawn]

No, that's unnecessary. I'm here.

[torsion]

I was teasing, but it might also be fun, ha ha.
Give me twenty.
I'll treat you after. :)

[mylawn]

One thing at a time. I'll see you soon.