text | j.valentine

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I'm perfectly aware that this isn't as interesting as the usual things that pop up here, but I figure there's an audience for what I offer.

In case we're not familiar, I'm Jill. I enjoy modding firearms and creating unique ammunition and explosives in my free time. I don't have an official business and do it on the side. Cute guy named Engineer does it as his full-time career, so check in on him first.

Additionally, I train people in martial arts and will help hone your skills to what works best for your height/weight and body type. I'm an expert in multiple styles (TKD, Muay Thai, Wing Chun, and Savate to name a few). Cost is sliding scale since it's something I'm passionate about. It'll take time, but I'm happy to help bring out your potential.

Thanks for your time, everyone. And happy holidays. :)

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[spah]

[You can't tell over text, but congrats Jill. You got him laughing.]

Better.

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Wait!
💪🤠
Like that.

[spah]

Oh, that's pretty impressive. Didn't realize you could combine em like that. Tough-looking little guy too.

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Me, either. It's cute, ha ha.
I mean for a smiley face with a cowboy hat it sure is.
Sorry, no goggles that I could find. :(

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That's alright. I think a little face with a cowboy hat describes me plenty.

Maybe this fella too 👨‍🔧

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I mean I think your face is a perfectly normal size...
Oh, that's cute.
I don't like the leg one. So I'll just stick to :)

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Why the leg one?

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[ Jill takes the opportunity to do a gym-style selfie. Except she crops everything above the waist. Compression leggings, but no squatting or weird leg flexing or anything. ]

I'm a little offended you didn't notice.

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... Huh.

I apologize, but I still don't quite understand how legs got into this conversation.

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Oh! Instead of the arm muscle emoji for you, it would be a leg for me.

Ha ha, I didn't realize that's what you meant. Could've saved me from sending you a lil leg action if I did.

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Oh.

Whoops. Apologies.

This might not mean much just saying it, but would it help ya if I purged it from my brain?

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Yeah, yeah. You sound really torn up about it.

That mean you didn't save it? My lucky night.

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I mean I'll delete the text if you want.

[look this is a 1960s southern gentleman with a mama that would kick his ass if he didn't learn internet etiquette]

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So you didn't yet, huh.

[ She can only appreciate his consideration. Not that she's sent him anything lewd. ]

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Only cause I ain't deleted the conversation just yet. I still ain't that kind of man.

[He's serious about that part.]

Anyhow. It's gone.

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I was teasing. I didn't think you were.
Thanks.
Don't really do the whole selfie thing, not that people can't see my legs on most day, ha ha.

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Sorry. I take that stuff seriously.

But if it helps, I don't do selfies much myself.

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Nah, I would, too, if I was in your position.
Yeah? Not into awkwardly posing while stretching your arm out? Trying to look interesting or whatever?