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[itsknighttime]

ok since ive been here a hot minute i guess i can say hi again

so hi i guess
i went the fuck home and i was chilling enjoying my god damn life
like literal god damned not even not god like
hanging out with my best bro but fuck me amiright?
its cool though there were some p chill bitches here last time
bitches not in the female way
i mean there were nice girls here in the female way but they werent bitches like bitch bitches
but just bitches in the bitches way
you know
friends

fuck
im not backspacing it
i said it yall were cool bitches and im glad you were
ok hope your chromamas was cool too

uh
yeah thats it i got no philosophical bullshit to throw down this time just figured if it looks like my ass is sticking around i may as well poke my head out

[[Just be glad he's not trying to start stress-reaction rap battles.]]

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voice; / locked

[itsknighttime]

[[Karkat, you better sit down. It was voice time and Dave's voice may not have been too far off, but it was deeper and more refined than it had been previously. Not less than it was, but grownass human.]]

Yeah. Probably. All valid feelings when I ignore shit and don't say anything about it. As for your temporal horseshit, aren't you lucky to have a time player handy? A clock god, if one will. 'Cause weren't we the same age when we were here before? Can't mean that we're from different timelines and both remember, can it? I'm not askin' I'm sayin', probably wasn't the take, it was probably the send home. Time ain't linear and I'm doubtin' these bitches know how to do shit right when it comes to this. They're good at yankin' people out but how good are they at gettin' 'em back?

[[The switch to voice made it easier for him to lay down and be a couch lump with the pillow he grabbed from his bed to drag out here and make his bed on the couch again.

Also shut up, he was trying to feel better about the idea that Karkat may not be the Karkat he remembered from home.]]

[mutantblood]

[ Oh no. This is... Weird. He can feel himself bristling up just by Dave's voice alone. It's so similar, but different. In a word: unsettling. Not that he sounded terrible, just... Karkat didn't know what to make of it. It was so close to the Dave he remembered but not quite on the mark. ]

YOU WOULD REMEMBER ME MENTIONING THIS PLACE TO YOU IF WE WERE FROM THE SAME TIMELINE.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME GOING APESHIT OVER HAVING HOOF BEAST FEET?

[itsknighttime]

[[Insert hissing cat gif here. That's what he's feeling too. It's the same one, same person, and yet it should be back where he came from. As a time player this is more unnerving on a level of actual time being fucked up.]]

I remember all of it, dude. I remember wanting to riot with dildo pitchforks, you meeting my Bro, remember Bro being here at all and living at my place. I remember you chewing me out because I was having a hard time sleeping around him. I remember taking you to the clinic to see Angela after spending a bro night over at your place. I remember a fuck ton of people that actually exist here. n' yes, I remember your damn deer feet and your antlers.

We weren't not from the same time line to begin with, when they put us back they fuckin' put us back wrong, dude.

[[There's a long pause and Dave needs the second of silence that he forces to manifest.]]

Doesn't matter.
You're here. I'm here. I don't really give a shit about the rest of it. I'd rather have my best bro here than be stuck all the fuck on my own.

voice / locked

[mutantblood]

[ Ah. There's a lot of audible fumbling going on right now. The readjustment to Prisma-tech has its bumps in the road. ]

Okay.

[ His voice is small, uncharacteristically so. Stiff with hesitation. He's no less wary, but is at least bolstered by the reassurance. There was a long pause. Karkat didn't seem as if he was going to speak anymore. Eventually he took a long breath. ]

How many sweeps is four Earth years?
I'm not going to learn the conversion.
Your planet is such a fucking mess that it surprises me that it has any gravitational pull at all.

voice / locked [Perpetual]

[itsknighttime]

[[Dave can take an okay. Okay is good. He can even take the fumbles because Dave isn't perfect at the remembering yet either where it comes to this shit. Karkat is actually the most memories he has here.

The demure sound of Karkat's voice makes Dave's heart sink and his stomach rise and he takes himself a second to curl up further on the lazy bed he's made. It doesn't feel right to sleep in a secluded room when he could be keeping an eye out. It's comprised of a gentle tug of blanket and a shift of his head against a pillow.]]

It's cool, I had to learn. It's technically one poiinnt.... nnniiine? I mean rounded? But whatever, two's good. I'm sure I just gave a Captor a boner somewhere. Right about the shithole that was Earth too. Thanks for bequeathing us the shithole, oh mighty ruler.