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[itsknighttime]

ok since ive been here a hot minute i guess i can say hi again

so hi i guess
i went the fuck home and i was chilling enjoying my god damn life
like literal god damned not even not god like
hanging out with my best bro but fuck me amiright?
its cool though there were some p chill bitches here last time
bitches not in the female way
i mean there were nice girls here in the female way but they werent bitches like bitch bitches
but just bitches in the bitches way
you know
friends

fuck
im not backspacing it
i said it yall were cool bitches and im glad you were
ok hope your chromamas was cool too

uh
yeah thats it i got no philosophical bullshit to throw down this time just figured if it looks like my ass is sticking around i may as well poke my head out

[[Just be glad he's not trying to start stress-reaction rap battles.]]

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[pushpin]

i take it thats ur way a sayin "i shit u not"

[ no judgment, people usually give him hell over the way he talks too. ]

sounds like a situation id definitely wanna leave for some fuckin space odyssey w/ a complimentary 80s rock soundtrack

not to me
but i been away from my home planet for 2ish years and seen a lotta people come, go, come back again & etc
never heard a no one spendin 4/5 years away
sad to say but u were kinda lucky

[itsknighttime]

yea thatll do it too
i shit you not is a good way to put it

[[He'll find no judgement here.]]

guess its not as exciting as here
theres shit to do here that isnt just take out the trash or find statues embedded in the planet

nah man
i was lucky here
back home was blood sweat and tears
not my tears just blood and sweat for me
two years seeing this kinda shit makes me gotta ask
how often are these people who come go and come back dead from their planet or world or whatever were gonna call it?

[pushpin]

so ur happy ? pretty unusual
welcome back then i guess

dead ? often enough, think i seen somebody made a post about it in the last week or so
dunno the story there either
how it happens, i mean

[itsknighttime]

im not unhappy but theres no reason to freak out either i guess
i miss people there like my brother
i miss the fuck outta him
but i just got to wait i guess
you got family back home too?

oh fuck
im going to have to start reading more often
re why its better here the dead arent really dead
we get some coolass tron lite world to fuck around with
im not fond of turnin into a monster in various forms but whatever i can just fuck off for a week

[pushpin]

the waiting sounds shitty
i was on a space station before i was here n we could buy our tickets home once we did enough
sure

[ not very forthcoming on that front ]

never thought about it that way
guess i never been that close to somebody dead

lotta people seem to fuck off for a week
i never seem to get that lucky

[itsknighttime]

ho lee fuck
so theres more than one set of cosmic kidnappers out there ass grabbing on random timelines just to gain what? i dont think they know what theyre fucking with
like i get it here a bit better than when i first came but that shit can doom an entire civilization
im not talking out my ass timelines are my thing

[[It's okay a 'sure' is enough for Dave and he gets that family isn't a topic right now. This Strider can take a hint and a hit.]]

okay that makes you the lucky one and i hope that never changes for you
except if theyre here theyre alive and sometimes cool
if anyones earned it its you the going home thing two years of this kind of shit in two different places? fuck bro

[pushpin]

dont think the people here do it intentionally, but the last ones definitely did
might wanna take it up w/ them
give em a good punch in the face for me while ur at it
but this place is really accidental by comparison

what are u, some kinda time wizard ?

[ well, that's... kinda sweet actually. not that he lets it hit too close, but the sentiment is nice. ]

dont pity me
all that can be done is what anyone can do
keep moving
no use crying over it

[ doesn't mean he doesn't. ]

[itsknighttime]

point me in the right direction
you gave me some real serious shit to think about too not knowing there were other places like this
now i got to rub my last two braincells together over it

nope
knight of time
wizards are cool though with fire magic and shit like that
that wouldve been handy

[[Sometimes, just sometimes, Dave isn't always a jerk for the front face of it. It'll happen but not when it has to do with a man's family.]]

pity isnt a word in my vocabulary
well it is since i know what it means but its not what i was getting at
more like you earned it and it sounds like these fuckers mightve cucked you out of it

[pushpin]

i got no idea which direction to point in a huge galaxy
aint like i got here on my own w/ a map
but yeah.... seems like its not that uncommon
talked to another guy from somethin similar, though he had to do a bunch of other shit in there

a knight.......
u know what i dont wanna know, i can never wrap my head around bullshit magic voodoo crap

guess so

[ honestly he doesn't even like to think about the prospect of going home anymore, for all too many reasons. ]

dont think id wanna do it just to wind up right back here again at any moment like u did

[itsknighttime]

aight you got me yeah you wouldnt but it was worth a try
personal question whatd they want from you in the last place? dont answer if you dont want to like im not the one to tell people what they got to say
do you know other guys name?

valid response
it took me a while to get into it

fuck thats shady
they can send you home sure
but then just yank you back
we need interstellar lawyers

[pushpin]

to play bingo where every square is a different sex thing
i cant make this shit up lol
okumura

a interstellar lawyer sounds expensive as hell
maybe u should go to law school and make bank since ur so used to it

[itsknighttime]

haha holy fuck no way
damn man i dont know if thats landing lucky or landing butter side down
i thought it was bad here
aight thanks im gonna keep my eyes out
theres something to be figured out and im just bored enough and just millenial enough to want to do it

fuck that does seem like a career
never mind fixing timelines so we dont all die im going in for the objection and a pointed finger
nah i think ill fix timelines first
then we can go in for the interstellar ambulance chasing
how are your legs because ill need a partner who can counter my cunning style

[pushpin]

u want butter side down ?
some of the squares were shit like branding & scarring & humiliation
buncha rich assholes who didnt give a shit about peoples lives & drugged all the food

are u tellin me to be a lawyer too ? cuz no way in hell
i got enough problems w/ authority

[itsknighttime]

my e-jaw is on the e-floor
what the fuck dude
im not gonna kink shame a guy or girl or whoever but fuck man
consent is key holy shit
i have a new appreciation of degenerate handholding

oh shit
i didnt think about that
hm
okay well work it out i dont wanna do this on my own
you always need a buddy system in law

[pushpin]

now u get it
this place has its faults too but im a little less constantly rage filled

fuck u mean work it out
how do i put this.........
i was always at the bottom a my class back when i actually used to go to school

[itsknighttime]

yeah i fuckin do and the next time someone bitches im going to make sure they know
ill look myself in the mirror when im acting like i can pms about the whole thing and remind myself im not being shoved to the floor by a tall woman who has ill intent for various orifices on tape

which makes a total of one of us that went to school
im leaving it up to you to figure out which one of us
man you survived bingo kink hell
what the fuck cant you do bro?
nothing
theres nothing you cant do
bulk up on your wheaties and get out there to the interstellar school were forgetting doesnt exist in the first place and take the fucking universe by storm
but also smartassery aside what has school done for anyone?
also nothing

[pushpin]

uh
yeah, whatever u just said

....survive bein the operative word
im pissed at the injustice of it as much as the next guy but no way in hell am i a defender of the downtrodden
look elsewhere for ur partner

but ur right about the nothing school part

[itsknighttime]

hell yeah
thats the spirit

alright true im trying to inject a bit of humour in here but to be honest man you went through hell and maybe that aint right of me to do
if i could do something about it id do something about it and if i can one day i sure as fuck will no joke no bull shit

fucking right
i sure as shit dont need most of what i hear goes on in those places
i did a bit of homeschooling because government but eh it was bullshit too and there were bigger things to do than school
like chill out on the internet

[pushpin]

oh, ur tryna be funny ?
that shit usually dont work on me

maaan i wanna be home schooled wtf
dont think chill on the internet is what id do.....
u rich or somethin ?
id probably just to to work

[itsknighttime]

thats okay i dont think i could stop if i tried to not try

[[Dave isn't sure how to put this. Not at all sure.]]

i dunno man
the kind of home schooling i got wasnt conventional either but it was okay i guess

[[It was not okay.]]

i lived in a one bedroom apartment in downtown huston texas with my bro
so ill leave it up to you if we were rich or not

[[That answer is yes.]]

[pushpin]

thats fine then

is there a "conventional" home schooling
its sorta unconventional just by existing aint it

............yea, u rich
except the 1 bedroom ?? u live in the closet like harry potter or some shit ?