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[itsknighttime]

ok since ive been here a hot minute i guess i can say hi again

so hi i guess
i went the fuck home and i was chilling enjoying my god damn life
like literal god damned not even not god like
hanging out with my best bro but fuck me amiright?
its cool though there were some p chill bitches here last time
bitches not in the female way
i mean there were nice girls here in the female way but they werent bitches like bitch bitches
but just bitches in the bitches way
you know
friends

fuck
im not backspacing it
i said it yall were cool bitches and im glad you were
ok hope your chromamas was cool too

uh
yeah thats it i got no philosophical bullshit to throw down this time just figured if it looks like my ass is sticking around i may as well poke my head out

[[Just be glad he's not trying to start stress-reaction rap battles.]]

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[hagrides]

Please do not mention my name. She is only just beginning to trust me.

[If anyone asks, Grimm was only reluctantly involved in this, okay... He can't say no to Dave.]

[itsknighttime]

bro
no
you dont out your wing man
how can he be a wing man if you out him?
its like having a puppy at the park
sure you love the fuck out of your friends dog but god damn so does every hottie in three miles

[hagrides]

I will take your word for it. I have very little experience being a wing man, despite having had wings for quite some time now.

[itsknighttime]

its cool
you dont actually have to have wings for it its just really an added benefit you do
wait
so if you have wings do you fly or are they just for conversation piece?
how did i never ask this before? or is it just because your kid is small and they can fly because of that?

[hagrides]

I can fly, if I so choose. I have the benefit of proper legs, which my child has not yet grown, so I am also capable of walking while they cannot.

You likely did not ask before because you did not realize that my 'cloak' is simply my wings folded up.

[itsknighttime]

dude
we are going to go flying together
i dont have wings but i dont need them either
god i bet that kid is cute just flitting around

haha oh my god
are you strutting around naked except for your wings? damn man you got some balls

[hagrides]

They are adorable at all times.

Clothes are not standard where I am from like they are for humans. (And moths don't have balls.)

[itsknighttime]

yeah and at all times lucky to have a guy like you as their dad

[[Dave almost types out 'then where do mothballs come from' but he leaves that alone. Let's not talk about specific directed genocide against moths in the form of spheres.]]

you guys just split off a rib or what?

[hagrides]

Not so lucky as I am to be their father.

Our testes are inside our bodies, rather than hanging out as you do. I imagine if our genitalia were in plain view, we too would take up the custom of covering them with clothes.

[itsknighttime]

damn man
you give me hope for dads out there
did you meet my bro when he was here?

huh
okay you got me there
dicks are pretty out there
balls? definitely out there
we couldve done better as a species maybe

[hagrides]

Alas, I did not.

As wonderful as humans are in many ways, I must wonder about them putting such vital and sensitive organs on the outside. You may as well have drawn a target on them.

[itsknighttime]

guess its for the best he can be...
excessive

technically doesnt that make us more badass?
like if i saw a guy with his dick out at a blade fight id think he was a fuckin nutcase i wouldnt want to size up to
if hes crazy enough to sport the meat sword then hes crazy enough to do anything

[hagrides]

You make a compelling argument.

[itsknighttime]

haha well damn
first time for everything

[hagrides]

Surely it is not so unbelievable? You craft your words well.

[itsknighttime]

see now im pretty sure you got them rose colored glasses on
im not the recipient of worlds most gifted wordsmith where i come from but its cool like thanks
thats really cool of you to say

[hagrides]

While I admit I am biased in your favor, I genuinely believe you have a way with words. No one else I have met in my long, long life speaks like you do.

[itsknighttime]

man i dont know how you do it
youre like never not nice
theres never once i havent felt like i could punch a god damn meteor out of existence thanks to our talks

[hagrides]

I have complete confidence you could punch a meteor if you so chose.

I have been not nice. But I could never have a reason to be unkind to you.