[Text; UN: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

ok since ive been here a hot minute i guess i can say hi again

so hi i guess
i went the fuck home and i was chilling enjoying my god damn life
like literal god damned not even not god like
hanging out with my best bro but fuck me amiright?
its cool though there were some p chill bitches here last time
bitches not in the female way
i mean there were nice girls here in the female way but they werent bitches like bitch bitches
but just bitches in the bitches way
you know
friends

fuck
im not backspacing it
i said it yall were cool bitches and im glad you were
ok hope your chromamas was cool too

uh
yeah thats it i got no philosophical bullshit to throw down this time just figured if it looks like my ass is sticking around i may as well poke my head out

[[Just be glad he's not trying to start stress-reaction rap battles.]]

Comments

[loungelizard]

When in doubt: it's a dick joke.

Anyway, if you're atheist, then why do you use a username that references God?

[itsknighttime]

if that isnt the motto someone lives by then why fucking live?

a timeless tale my dude
at one time in my life i was an edgy single digit kid and never changed it
turntech parts about music though
the more boring name i go by is dave if you want to avoid thinking of a heavenly cloud phallus raining down benevolence any time you look at the screen

[loungelizard]

Oh, you have NO idea just how seriously I take that motto...

Why would I? It only enhances the experience. But now it needs a bunch of cool background music to accompany it. Maybe you could tell me what it should sound like?

1/2 (two will be soon!)

[itsknighttime]

im guessing pretty seriously and im locking that in as my final answer

i can do better than that my dude
gimme a bit

2/2

[itsknighttime]

here you go man this is what a heavenly cloud phallus sounds like

[loungelizard]

[Larry's response doesn't come until several minutes later. Don't mind him, he's just listening to it on repeat a dozen times.]

Did you...make that? Right now?

[itsknighttime]

[[Flattering a Strider will only increase their ego and those are already big and fragile enough.]]

hell yeah i did
something as important as a heavenly phallus needs a kick ass backtrack to strut itself around with

[loungelizard]

[Sorry dude, it's gonna happen. The quickest way to Larry's heart is through his...ears? Okay, that sounds weird, but the original idiom is weird as hell too, so it checks out.]

Is this what you do for a job?

[itsknighttime]

[[As long as it's not directly through his chest, Dave is down.]]

flattery will get you everywhere
i wouldnt mind but no its just hobby right now
my bro taught me how when i was younger and i just kept it up
thanks though big compliment

[loungelizard]

[Dave doesn't get a proper network message as a response. Instead, he gets a notification that a Chroma debit has been added to Dave's account. The math works out to a rough equivalent of about one dollar per ten seconds.]

[itsknighttime]

[[Wow. Okay he's not expecting that.]]

totally didnt need to do that man but holy fuck that was cool of you
preface free of charge
if you need a dj or a track let me know man
im at your service

[loungelizard]

Oh, don't worry. I've already added you to speed dial.

[Which is Larryspeak for "I've added you as a bookmarked contact on the network" or however that works.]

I'll be in contact.

[itsknighttime]

sure as fuck hope so man

talk to you soon take care