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[sleepinglotus]

Jaune's birthday is January 6th.

We had a fairly large party for Ruby's birthday. Would anyone be willing to help me set one up for Jaune? I'm hoping to reach out to other friends he's made outside of those of us from Remnant.

Comments

[itsknighttime]

[[This sounds like the goodest of boys and the loyalest of fluffs. A good doggo that deserves pets. Just manly pets, totally.]]

that makes sense
so is it rare or is it at least enough where youre not fighting a losing battle?

[sleepinglotus]

[Tadashi will always accept pets.]

I wouldn't say a losing battle so much as a consistent one.

[He'd rather not bring up all the stuff with Salem.]

[itsknighttime]

[[Prepare.]]

jesus
its shit like this that makes me wonder why theyd pull people like all you guys out of the situation youre fighting hard for
the fuck goes through someones mind when they take people who got a purpose? i cant put my finger on this fucking place

[sleepinglotus]

I think because we return from the time we were taken, it doesn't affect the outcome of whatever someone is dealing with at that exact moment.

At least that's what I've been told. I'm truly hoping that is the case, given our current objectives...

[itsknighttime]

now this i can actually help with
sit down im going to explain or you can skip it and we talk about cookies again

every time someone takes someone else puts themselves in or creates an alternate timeline in some way by removing someone from it
they stand to fuck it up big time
i mean big fucking time
ive seen myself dead more times than i can hold the limes
like being a literal guy who does time shit from what im getting from you im sure your timeline is fine or you would have gotten word from several timelines with as many buddies as you have here
im guessing what theyre doing is some how slowing time to a standstill theres no way to pause it and fucking up now and again when they send us back

[sleepinglotus]

[He's already sitting, but thank you for the warning.]

That's actually a great deal more information than I've gotten before, thank you.

Everyone from Remnant that's here remembers more or less the same details I do, so it's safe to assume that we're all from the same timeline.

[itsknighttime]

no problem its what i do
may as well help

then id say you matrix dodged a series of bullets
but anyway back to parties and not impending doom
anything specific i should know?

[sleepinglotus]

It certainly seems that way. Not sure how we all got so lucky but I absolutely won't complain.

Ah, well. I got a suggestion for a themed party.

[itsknighttime]

nah no reason to until anythings confirmed and it hasnt been so
yeah
anyway
what theme?

[sleepinglotus]

Heroes?

I remembered his favorite movie is The Huntsman Rises. It seemed like a good thing to go off of.

[Also he realized he actually doesn't know much about Jaune's likes and dislikes.]

[itsknighttime]

heroes sounds like a good damn theme man
gonna be a formal or you gonna tell all your guests to get out the spandex banana hammocks?

[[Never a better time to find out. Covertly, be the ninja.]]

[sleepinglotus]

I mean if they want to do costumes, I don't see why not.

I hope no one actually goes full... banana hammock and nothing else, though.

[Looking at you, Sun Wukong.]

Not formal, though. As I told Weiss, the last time we did anything formal, Jaune wound up wearing a dress.

Not that he looked bad, I just don't think formal events are his thing.

[itsknighttime]

now youre talking
its going to be real cool sounding man
this is gonna be a fucking top tier party and im figuring your pals going to appreciate that kinda effort
i promise ill wear at least ankle length pants but im not making promises whats under them

i mean whats stopping him from wearing a hero themed dress? gotta air the boys some how

[sleepinglotus]

Frankly, as long as I don't find out first hand what's under them, I don't really care.

Admittedly the dress was the result of a poorly placed "bet" with our teammate Pyrrha. He foolishly stated that if she didn't get asked to the Vytal Festival dance, he would wear a dress.

Guess who didn't get asked to the dance.