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[dragonfall]

I have three gallons of liquid sugar.

They are free, you need only pick them up if you've need of them. If you are going to use them for some asinine purpose that will irritate me in the future, don't bother speaking up.

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[dragonfall]

You still look like a winged snake.

[ He is being a bit unfair here. ]

Why are you like this?

[wingstosee]

Well. Yeah? So do like, half of the dragons in storybooks??

[ not like her, admittedly, all feathers and eyes and whatnot. but it's the principle of the thing! she huffs, gouts of air escaping her nostrils as she eyes down the azure dragoon. ]

And it's a Sanguis thing. Duh.

[ she's calm. she's totally calm. but she's also definitely a little irritated with this whole snake thing!! damn!! ]

[dragonfall]

No dragon I have ever fought has looked like you.

[ He is something of an expert on dragons. But the moment she says Sanguis he looks immediately alarmed. ]

It is because of the Moon? Are you certain?

[wingstosee]

Well it happened while the other person in my bed was turning into a fish, but I mean. I guess it could have been a coincidence??

[ those are not the words of someone who thinks it's a coincidence. those are the words of someone who's still kind of tetchy on the topic. ]

Also, is it the eyes? Because if it's all the eyes that's just, you know, me.

[dragonfall]

[ He looks at her a moment more, then inclines his head in acknowledgment. ]

The eyes certainly add to the strangeness.

Do you have that many eyes normally?

[ He is trying to picture what a creature with that many eyes would be...while also mentally cursing his own fate, because dragon-hood is tied to the moons now, then... ]

[wingstosee]

I don't think it's strange. I think it's kind of neat.

[ oh my god, estinien, you can't just ask if someone has a lot of eyes!! but after a moment, she sighs - audibly, with a rumble - and shakes her dragon head. ]

Yeah. The wings aren't anything new, and most of them are there normally, so...

[dragonfall]

[ He is totally going to ask if someone has a lot of eyes. ]

How do you see?

Like an insect?

[wingstosee]

...I mean, I just see everything? It's kind of like... Hm.

[ the dragon is, quite clearly, puzzled. how do you word this... ]

Have you ever taken a panoramic picture? You know, one of the super long ones?

[dragonfall]

No.

What does panoramic mean?

[ Venus isn't the only one puzzled. ]

[wingstosee]

It's... Um.

[ congratulations, estinien. you've stumped a dragon - not for the first time, undoubtedly, but it's something to be proud of nonetheless. ]

Have you ever seen the top and bottom of something at the same time? Like, a table?

[ she's starting to sound a little desperate. ]

[dragonfall]

[ He looks at the coffee table right in front of him, in his own apartment. ]

I can only see the top of the table.

[ When Venus says 'bottom' he assumes she means 'underside' and not, like, the legs of the table. ]