( VIDEO. ) | JAN.4TH | PEOPLE YOU MISS THE MOST SMELL THE WORST

[naturallywavy]

Hey, it's your favorite protagonist, Monkey D. Ichigo here.

_{[ What. He moves right along without blinking at eye at his own joke. ]}

It's come to my attention that there's people here who still need jobs. I'm a boss who is in need of help myself. I'm looking for two subordinates. Ah, could it be you..!? Could it be your lucky day..!?

Don't get too excited. I'm looking for specific qualifications. Replacing people ain't easy, especially when you have 77 volumes of memories with them. Moving right along..

First off is the straight man, the guy that really brings in all of the jokes. A virgin, a loser. 95% glasses, 3% water, 2% garbage. Your love life should be absolute trash and you idolize idols. Bowl cut is nice but not mandatory. Must answer to Pattsuan.

Second slot is for the cheap heroine. Most unladylike, flat-chested and graceless. Charming and cute in her own way, but could kick your ass. Having the appetite of a whole horse is required.

Ah, I almost forgot.. bonus points if you look anything like this.

_{[ Here, he holds up a drawing. Clearly, a masterpiece: ]}



Thanks for your time.

_{[ BUT.. HE NEVER DESCRIBES WHAT KIND OF WORK HE DOES?? ]}

Comments

[naturallywavy]

You're talking like someone like her would even have a chance for a successful love life.

_{[ wHY IS HE SO MEAN TO HIS NAKAMA??? ]}

The best kind of lover for her would be a six foot sukonbu and nothing more.

_{[ Gin-chan. Actually, he's just in denial with the fact Kagura is older now and, well, is probably more interested in that type of thing. ]}

Josuke-kun, you wouldn't understand since your family is so large. When you don't have a family, you start to see others that are bound by soul-- not by blood-- as your family.

[nipzips]

[ Why is Gintoki so mean to this poor girl? If she's 16, he can't see how she could be all that bad. Unless it's a situation where she's off her rocker and downright scary (like certain teenage girls he knows), he can't see this girl having a tough time with her love life at all. Of course, the more Gintoki elaborates, the more Josuke puts the pieces together on his own. It's true that he makes stupid decisions at times, but he's still quite a sharp kid. ]

So you see her as your family then. It must be one of those situations where you're acting mean to her because you secretly love her, huh? I was wondering why you were being so hard on this girl for no reason!