text / un: cain ( linked nsfw image )

[feck]

[ It's unclear if he was trying to send this very nsfw image to someone specific (he was) or if it's meant to be viewed publicly (it's not), but when he notices... well, whatever. Yes, that's his dick, and no, he doesn't care. ]

you're welcome

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text | un: ladyofthewind

[sheisthewind]

Is this your way of trying to find moonlacing partners?

text | un: Abel 1/

[affabel]

[A new month, a fresh batch of surly Sanguis to deal with.

At least there was the network to pass the time with, a surprising source of information from their fellow moonblessed.

Wow, how interesting, Cain had finally decided to start using the communication device he'd carried around for the better part of two months God only knew what sort of possessive nonsense he'd share given the particular moon currently high up in the sky but Abel was ready for damage control.]

[feck]

why? are you interested?

2/

[affabel]

[...Not ready not ready that was definitely just straight up a dick plastered proudly on the top post.

Haha. What the fuck what was he supposed to do with this.]

3/3 lmao

[affabel]

[Oh. Oh. He knew that dick. Unfortunately.]

Who exactly are you trying to send dick pics to?

[Hey one-eyed monster, meet a green-eyed one.]

[sheisthewind]

That kind of picture isn't enough to interest me.

[feck]

[ Unfortunately? He wasn't saying that during Iris or any other time recently now was he? And even if he knows Abel's probably in a mood, he's actually in a pretty decent one (right now), so he's just going to get whatever back. Apparently, Cain just likes the excuse of making it up to him somehow and never doing it. ]

everyone?
so they know what they're missing

[flamebearer]

[ Alibaba's ventures onto the network have all been... well, adventurous, to say the least. He's not sure he likes this strange way of communicating, and he feels so much slower than others who seem to use it with ease. But he also figures he's not going to get any more knowledgable about it if he doesn't start using it more, so...

....Then again, the first thing he sees upon opening his device makes him rethink that plan. ]

WHY ARE YOU SENDING THIS?!

[ OKay maybe he yelled that, but his device is being helpful with translating and sending for him anyway... ]

[feck]

so tell me what is

[ And just to clarify: ]

i don't do romantic gestures

[feck]

[ Hmm. Embarrassed, blushing virgin? It's like he can smell it through the device. ]

if it's not enough i can send more

[flamebearer]

it is already too many!

[ hey this voice things make this so much easier...

now if only he could go bleach his brain ]

text

[scarsnstripes]

Why

[Is that to the 'you're welcome' or to the dick pic? Both really.]

[feck]

[ ...well, Abel can yell at him later if he happens to see this or hack it or whatever weird navigator shit he does because he is definitely sending a follow-up dick pic. ]

[sheisthewind]

I like people who are strong, good looking, open minded, intelligent, and interesting to talk to. I'm not looking for romance.

[feck]

why not?

[ The answer is obviously "yes". ]

[affabel]

[Unfortunately because now everyone knew exactly what was causing all the screaming from their apartment this was not what he'd meant by trying fun and sexy new things.]

Guess you really did like the couch I picked out. Now you get to spend more time with it.

You're welcome.

[Cause these legs are 🙅‍♂️ 🚫 🙅‍♂️ closed for business.]

[flamebearer]

[ Cain might get a somewhat blurry picture of... is that the bottom of a couch?

Alibaba might have just dropped his device.

A moment later comes a following text again, ]

WHY

did you lose your pants

are you broke

....is IT broke?

text;

[darkcharge]

Are we supposed to be impressed?

[feck]

you've got too much on that list
narrow it down to one or two

[feck]

[ Ugh. Ugh. Now that just makes him mad, so he supposes the romance is Dead. ]

you don't have to be a bitch about it
did you forget how to laugh?

[ Because, guess what, he is sleeping wherever he pleases!!!!! ]

[sheisthewind]

Why would I do that? There's nothing wrong with having standards.

text; un: cassim

[fogofdread]

[Well with Alibaba screaming like a banshee it was only a matter of time.]

why the fuck

[feck]

why the fuck would it be broken

[ Wait. Is he right? Does he have an embarrassed, blushing virgin looking at his dick? Seems like old times. ]

haven't you ever touched yourself before?

[feck]

if you're not you will be
i have better

[feck]

[ ...is this place full of embarrassed virgins? What's going on here? ]

you want something?