text / un: cain ( linked nsfw image )

[feck]

[ It's unclear if he was trying to send this very nsfw image to someone specific (he was) or if it's meant to be viewed publicly (it's not), but when he notices... well, whatever. Yes, that's his dick, and no, he doesn't care. ]

you're welcome

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text | un: ladyofthewind

[sheisthewind]

Is this your way of trying to find moonlacing partners?

[feck]

why? are you interested?

text | un: Abel 1/

[affabel]

[A new month, a fresh batch of surly Sanguis to deal with.

At least there was the network to pass the time with, a surprising source of information from their fellow moonblessed.

Wow, how interesting, Cain had finally decided to start using the communication device he'd carried around for the better part of two months God only knew what sort of possessive nonsense he'd share given the particular moon currently high up in the sky but Abel was ready for damage control.]

2/

[affabel]

[...Not ready not ready that was definitely just straight up a dick plastered proudly on the top post.

Haha. What the fuck what was he supposed to do with this.]

3/3 lmao

[affabel]

[Oh. Oh. He knew that dick. Unfortunately.]

Who exactly are you trying to send dick pics to?

[Hey one-eyed monster, meet a green-eyed one.]

[flamebearer]

[ Alibaba's ventures onto the network have all been... well, adventurous, to say the least. He's not sure he likes this strange way of communicating, and he feels so much slower than others who seem to use it with ease. But he also figures he's not going to get any more knowledgable about it if he doesn't start using it more, so...

....Then again, the first thing he sees upon opening his device makes him rethink that plan. ]

WHY ARE YOU SENDING THIS?!

[ OKay maybe he yelled that, but his device is being helpful with translating and sending for him anyway... ]

[feck]

[ Hmm. Embarrassed, blushing virgin? It's like he can smell it through the device. ]

if it's not enough i can send more

text

[scarsnstripes]

Why

[Is that to the 'you're welcome' or to the dick pic? Both really.]

[feck]

why not?

[ The answer is obviously "yes". ]

text;

[darkcharge]

Are we supposed to be impressed?

[feck]

if you're not you will be
i have better

text; un: cassim

[fogofdread]

[Well with Alibaba screaming like a banshee it was only a matter of time.]

why the fuck

[feck]

[ ...is this place full of embarrassed virgins? What's going on here? ]

you want something?

voice.

[justokay]

[ What? What?! Someone told him that these sort of things happen, but, but, could it be that it happens even on the network, too? ]

Is ... is this normal?

[ Does he have the hope of seeing more dicks?! ]

[feck]

[ He's almost too lazy to respond to this without texting, but texting is also difficult sometimes too. So. ]

What, you haven't seen someone's dick before? [ Can you hear the eyerolling? ]

text; un: magicalass

[14000605]

[ Stephen is just bored enough to engage. ]

sfw image

If you’re hoping to impress then you’ll need a better angle.

[feck]

what the hell does that picture mean

text, un: phantom

[yumenope]

( unbelievable. unbelievable !!!!!! no it’s believable. )

You truly are shameless.

[feck]

don't be jealous princess

text; un: deadoralive

[chronicgambler]

i give it a 2/10

[feck]

i give you a 0/10

[NSFW text] @south.wind

[yakiniku]

[Just an image.]

[feck]

are you inviting me to watch?

[hagrides]

You seem to have posted the wrong image, sir. I believe you intended to attach something impressive?

[feck]

you want more?

text; un: oniichan

[immature]

ah
youre a cocky one arent you

[feck]

only when i feel like it

[Text; un: turntechGodhead] // NSFW in return

[itsknighttime]

no homo bro
i got you
no one will ever know

[affabel]

[Okay, this one he's saving.]

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

hmm needs more vein

[feck]

i'll keep that in mind

text | un: scientia

[tayoru]

What am I intended to be welcoming you for?

[ You sent a dick pic to a blind man you fool. ]

[feck]

you should get your eyes checked

[ He's insensitive. Oops. ]

text; manacookies

[spacegoat]

Oh, that's decent!

[ It sounds by the others like he could use a compliment, even for unsolicited dick pics. ]

[feck]

it's better than decent

[ He's grumpy now, sorry. ]

text | un: stcethleannfan

[baitless]

Why are any of you like this. Can this be reported anywhere?

[feck]

don't be a prude
just enjoy it

@shigeru: text

[mysophobic]

[ Oh. My. God?! hgghshge! Why is this just popping up all the sudden on his device?! Shigeru is flustered alright, but that really doesn't take much, he's a pure bean after all. ]

You should really keep things like this private!! Or watch what you're sending over the network!

[feck]

i don't think i will
you wanna see more?

[ Because he can smell another blushing virgin. Time to attack. ]

un: ven

[callmeven]

oh

okay!

thanks I guess?