text / un: cain ( linked nsfw image )

[feck]

[ It's unclear if he was trying to send this very nsfw image to someone specific (he was) or if it's meant to be viewed publicly (it's not), but when he notices... well, whatever. Yes, that's his dick, and no, he doesn't care. ]

you're welcome

Comments

[fogofdread]

[Look, if you post a dick, you're gonna get dicks. Some more literal than others.]

sound? fantasy? a face? anything more than a weird angle?

[Cassim may regret this buuuuuuut.]

[feck]

if you want that all you have to do is ask

[ Because he'd send a video or just show up in person since his skills aren't in recording himself jerking off. ]

[fogofdread]

no thanks

your dick's probably the best looking part of you and we already know that's not impressive

[feck]

[ Because Cain's classy, he's just going to send a picture of himself making a very rude gesture. ]

if i knew where you were you'd be dead by now

[fogofdread]

[Cassim's just snickering.]

already beat you to that so

try harder

[feck]

twice as dead then
fuck off

[fogofdread]

maybe think before showing your dick to everyone in the city next time

[feck]

if i want your opinion i'll ask for it
which i didn't

[fogofdread]

you put your dick out there for everyone to see

you kinda asked for it

[feck]

not from you

[ But wait. ]

unless you're jealous

[fogofdread]

seen better dicks on statues

[feck]

do you fuck them too?

[fogofdread]

I mean

between yours and a statue....

[feck]

i could make you scream

[ A statue obviously can't do that!!!! ]

[fogofdread]

in frustration?