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[feck]

[ It's unclear if he was trying to send this very nsfw image to someone specific (he was) or if it's meant to be viewed publicly (it's not), but when he notices... well, whatever. Yes, that's his dick, and no, he doesn't care. ]

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[justokay]

[ What? What?! Someone told him that these sort of things happen, but, but, could it be that it happens even on the network, too? ]

Is ... is this normal?

[ Does he have the hope of seeing more dicks?! ]

[feck]

[ He's almost too lazy to respond to this without texting, but texting is also difficult sometimes too. So. ]

What, you haven't seen someone's dick before? [ Can you hear the eyerolling? ]

[justokay]

[ Ah, how does he respond to such a question. He can't honestly tell a person that he's has over fifty drawings of such an anatomy part. That isn't something to share just because.

But it seems like he came off insulting? How to apologize? ]

N, no. I've seen them before...

[feck]

Then what about it?

[ He's not offended. There have just been a lot of responses that have made him question how many virgins there are in this place. It's upsetting because it's not like he can fuck them all. ]

[justokay]

Are these ... are these sort of pictures normal?

[feck]

If you know who to talk to. You want something better?

[ Abel is going to kill him, but oh well. ]

[justokay]

[ Are there sparkles in his eyes? Yes. ]

Better?! [ How surprising! ] If ... if that's something the good sir is willing to share... do you ... [ Really, how doe these things work? ] Do you want something in return?

[feck]

That depends on what I'm gonna get.

[ So, yeah sure. Surprise him with whatever you've got. ]

[justokay]

What would you like?

[feck]

[ There's sharp laugh, though it's mostly punctuated by the roll of his eyes that the other can't see. ]

Surprise me.

[justokay]

[ ......... ]

Do you like cucumbers?

[feck]

[ ... ]

I don't wanna see a vegetable unless you're fucking yourself with it.

[justokay]

[ !!!! ]

I, I meant... like... eating them... using them for something like that... is only best when one's very lonely... I think... not that someone with a lovely pengornis as yours is... ever lonely. [ He's not sure what he's saying, but he's certainly saying stuff!! ]

[feck]

Being lonely has nothing to do with it. [ Not if you're bored. And he's certainly not lonely; Sanguis is just fucking badly with him right now. ] ...You want me to watch you eat a cucumber?

[ Cain isn't sure that sounds any better. ]

[justokay]

Really!? [ The new future is kind of fascinating. ]

No, no. I was... wanting to send it for you to enjoy... to eat.

[feck]

[ ...what. ]

I don't wanna eat a cucumber. [ There's a short pause. ] Show me yours.

[justokay]

Oh.

[ .....?!

Show off his?! He holds his face as he worries a bit about it. Not so much that he's showing it -- he's noticed other people showing such things, but is his really worthy enough of showing off? It's quite average and not as all as good-looking as the one with the username "cain" has. Will it be insulting to see something average sent back?

But if this means that he could see something more, he supposes that it would be all right, right? Besides, it seems rude to ogle and adore something without giving something back. It seems like he's just eating and running, as it were?

With some fretting, he attempts to make his own "little Xingzi" stand up straight -- or as straight as one can make it. Not too hard since all he needs to do is stare fondly at the pictures that he's seen. A deep breath later, and he takes a picture to send back. ]

I hope it is all right.

[feck]

[ He wasn't actually expecting someone to follow through with any of this, and maybe he should feel more guilty than he currently does about goading someone into it. But Sanguis doesn't allow him to wallow so deeply in that, or what Abel might think if he noticed; there's absolutely no way he'd miss something like this. Cain's definitely more amused than anything though, so he's just going to continue playing along and see where it takes him.

Like always. ]

You're not hard yet. [ Pointing out the obvious because he's a dick. ] What are you thinking about?

sorry work ate me for a week

[justokay]

Really...?

If I had to say.... it would your ... your ... the image that you posted.