text / un: cain ( linked nsfw image )

[feck]

[ It's unclear if he was trying to send this very nsfw image to someone specific (he was) or if it's meant to be viewed publicly (it's not), but when he notices... well, whatever. Yes, that's his dick, and no, he doesn't care. ]

you're welcome

Comments

[hagrides]

You seem to have posted the wrong image, sir. I believe you intended to attach something impressive?

[feck]

you want more?

[hagrides]

I suppose I would be interested to know if you could grow more penises. A much more noteworthy trait than simply possessing one.

[feck]

not a skill i've got right now
go ask someone else if that's what you want

[hagrides]

Forgive me. I had simply assumed that you were at some point going to share something worth posting about.

[feck]

if it's not enough ask for something else

[hagrides]

Do you have anything to share not posessed by 50% of the population?

[feck]

i've got plenty to share
what are you looking for?

[ Not that he's going to give it, but. ]

[hagrides]

Talents. Skills. Hobbies. Tattoos? Something interesting.