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I'm looking for my -- [ "leaf," wait -- no one but her and Lewin has any inkling what the hell that means, so, and smoothly for all that she sounds more than less on the urgent side ] -- Lightning. Iris... really gets away with him.

[ As though that explains everything. She glances at the camera. Her hair is utterly windswept, some of the feathers in it dancing as she walks the streets, her steps brisk, purposeful. Her nose? Red. She's been out for a while now, the black feathers of her collar tugged snug against her neck. Straight to the chase. ]

If you're from Earth, you may recognize him as American. Mm, he's about [ please hold, she's crunching this in her head ] one hundred and seventy-seven centimeters. [ She's certain. ] He's --

[ Here, that's what her hand says as she grinds to a halt and tugs the camera back so her audience can see. She makes an even cut through the air above and beside her, like she knows exactly where, how he fits with her. Like that helps anyone figure out anything other than the fact that she's short if they're attentive to her height against background details. ]

-- this tall, but he's not bulky or too slight. [ And she's stepping again, talking as she turns an ear in listening and scans the area with keen eyes. Holding little things back. ]

You might not be able to tell because he dresses like a hobo. I'm not exaggerating. There's holes and stains in his clothes and he doesn't care about fashion at all. Tee shirts, capris, boots -- you can find him in layers sometimes and his shoes won't be clean. If they are, it's not him.

He has... so much black hair and it's always so messy. [ But it doesn't sound like she minds? ] It's always in front of his eyes, so you can't see them most of the time. [ A glance. Look. ] I cannot emphasize how messy it is. It looks like he hasn't brushed it in a week, maybe ever. [ She's gesturing with her free hand, outlining a shape at her head now. ] Iris gives him these... bat ears. They're huge, about as big as his head put together, and they stick out a bit, like this. They're really furry! [ Who's excited? Fond?? Sobering a little. ] He's usually got this big smile or a grin on his face that'll show off a mouth full of pointy teeth now. His voice is a lot like his expression. It's big, real cheerful with a thick accent, Texan if that means anything to you. That twang is distinct from anything around here. [ She's fond. Oh! ] And he's got stubble. His face is unshaven, but there's no substantial mustache or beard. [ Yet. ]

Has anyone seen him? [ She gives the camera her full attention now, exhales a small cloud of white. Please, if you've seen her idiot hobo... ]

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[ Hm. ]

That's right.

[ That's the name Lewin opted to use for his username on that a/s/l broadcast of his and that's the one she'll stick to. This person's username, it lines up and she sounds... unsurprised, really. ]

I suppose I could have included a bit about Lightning-kun's manners, but if you haven't met him, then...

[ A simple gesture. He'll follow, right? And... a glance, a sigh. On second thought, at least give a guy a name to scream, Lewin. He's not supposed to get that from her?? Although some part of her hopes he puts it to good use some kind of way after all this. ]

Edited (necessity) 2020-01-14 22:17 (UTC)

Don't you mean lack thereof?

[I can't believe Lewin's being roasted by his girlfriend and his bootycall in front of god and everyone.]

Ah, but he's not so bad! We skipped a few steps in the introductory phase, but it could be worse-- at least he's not Sanguis.

[Go on]

[Picture Sanguis-Lewin]

[Picture what a terrifying experience that would be]

[ No, and please don't make her, thank you?? She's got to perform various acrobatics to make sure Lewin's eating and resting without falling on his dick while he's in Iris through the triple moon. She's thinking of like, sagging grannies now, thanks! The saggiest. So saggy.

Right. ]

You caught that, hm? Well, I'm glad you're sharp. You don't seem bad yourself, you know.

I'm glad you think so!

[He shouldn't be so happy to get approval from a random stranger over the network?? He just likes praise ok]

But you know, you don't need to flatter me if you want me to tell you where we are -- I expect you'll want to come pick him up, right? Most iris I've met tend to need babysitters if the moons affect them strongly enough. It'd probably be better than expecting him to come home on his own.

[ Well, that's it. She's decided. Lewin's booty call is sharp and cute. She's holding up a finger now, though, because what she's about to say is Very Important. Kindly note: ]

I meant every word.

[ She'll drop that finger now. ]

But I'd appreciate that. I suppose you could say we're in the adjustment phase? [ She's pretty sure it's obvious. ] I really need to catch him before he can make it onto the streets again, though.

[He sends along a private text with his address. Regardless of whether she's someone to worry about or not, he figures she's too worried about her man to start anything.]

[Plus, she's complimenting him, so that makes her A++ in his book tbh.]

Well, he should be sleeping for a while longer still, but if he wakes up before you get here, I'll make sure he sticks around.

[Meanwhile poor Ranpo here is gonna be limping to the door when she gets here, rip.]

Oh-- and I'm Ranpo, by the way.

Setsura. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[ She means that and, as soon as that address arrives, she's inputting it into a certain app all too expertly. As soon as she's got a location, she'll be stepping, and briskly, but she does pause. Before she takes off with some speed, there's something she thinks to ask, and casually. ]

Hey, Ranpo-san. Do you have something you like to eat?

[Oh, is she going to pick up some food? That gets his tail wagging behind him, conveniently just visible in the frame.]

Hmm... I can't say I'm too picky, but I am a big fan of sweets!

[ She's definitely going to pick up some food for Lewin. Ranpo, too, for being so helpful when he really doesn't have to be. She doesn't miss that tail, though. He hadn't spoken like he was Iris and that tail looks... kind of... familiar, but it's not the triple moon, so...? ]

I can definitely do sweets, but... are you Iris, too?

[ Does she sound almost hopeful? Say yes, Ranpo. Say yes and let her casually drown the beginnings of a certain familiar nervousness she feels vaguely stirring because that tail looks an awful lot like it belongs to a certain furry species. ]

Nope! I'm cordis.

[He's just horny on main -- that's how he kept up with iris-heat-Lewin.]

[But he knows why she's asking, and he holds the camera out further to include the pair of kitty ears atop his head.]

These are just permanent! It's cute, right?

[ Oh, so she really is in some kind of hell where it's also snowing while everything is also on fire at the same time. Cordis can't even stay in her own lane now? She's assailing people outside her cycle?? What is this lawlessness?? ]

Well... you are. [ One truth. Who's nervous??? ]

They're really permanent...? [ She did not get this memo. Why is this even a memo?? ]

Uh-huh! But don't worry, this isn't something that just happens -- there's a shop in the lower district that sells magical gadgets, and one of them can make certain moonblessings permanent.

[But uh]

[Hm]

...so, not a fan of cats, huh?

[Her expression is hilariously easy to read.]

[ Look, she has strong feelings about cats to the point that reassurance is taken like a proper dose of medicine and not the bitter kind. ]

No, I'm more of a dog person.

[ Understatement of the year. She's not nervous and definitely not trying to get away from certain irrational thoughts or that one that just became incredibly pressing and concerning. ]

I don't suppose I could convince you to describe that exact item to me, hm? Or better yet, show me when I get there?

[He is 100% going to use thus knowledge to terrorize her.]

I can show it to you! I still have the ones I bought -- they just don't work anymore after the first use.

[And hopefully Lewin sleeps through until she gets here, or else he might wake up and want another round first... and that might make it kinda hard to get the door for her when she arrives.]

[ That's what windows and snacks are for, not that she won't be quick. She's a little hungry herself after all her searching and she already has a place, maybe two to raid in mind along the way. It'll give her a moment to properly pull herself together. It's not like Ranpo's going to pounce and eat her. He's not even a full cat, he's... a cat boy! That's like... forty percent cat, isn't it? Thirty-five? She could definitely take him except... ugh, she doesn't need to! This is stupid and irrational. And look, he's being so helpful??

Pull it together, Sets. ]

That would be perfect. I won't be long.

[ Because once she gets off her device, she'll be putting that supernatural speed of hers to good use. She needs to warm up, anyway, and if he doesn't answer the door, well... ]

[Thankfully, Lewin will sleep until she arrives, giving Ranpo's ass a much needed break.]

[He'll even be a bit more dressed when he answers the door, wearing pajama pants and with a little blanket draped over his shoulders atop the robe. It's his home okay, so he's gonna stay comfy.]

[But more importantly]

[He'll be purring.]

There you are! Lightning-san is still asleep... I have a feeling I wasn't his first stop today.

[ It's worse in person because, of course, he's taller than her by a good three, no four inches? She knows that sound rather intimately since Cordis decided to 'bless' her with that capability just this past cycle, too. Is there such a thing as ghost purrs? She feels it. She still hasn't adjusted to the absence of her ears and tail and the lack is a disparity that makes the hair on the back of her neck stand and the feathers in her hair rise just so with it. She needed an exorcist so many seconds ago.

Oh, wait! The nearest one has already been defeated by this cat boy and a horny, incarnating lunar god.

It's fine. It's not like his tail is swerving or he's wiggling his butt, right? She may actually be using her peripheral to check for all of .03 seconds before mentally commanding herself to knock it off. He's the picture of comfort and she's not picking up any hostility. Purring's... good, like the bag of burgers and fries she's holding in one hand and also the large bag tucked safely in her arm that smells distinctly of sweets, right?

Are there a few cans of brand name coke tucked in her pockets for Lewin? Probably. ]

Right again! He's... been out for a while. [ Sigh. ] I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long, at least.

[Meanwhile Ranpo over here, not used to actually being tall? Shook.]

Oh, not at all-- come on in! He's in the back bedroom on the right. Ah, but before that--

[And here's the part where he does kind of a look like a cat ready to pounce.]

--what'd you bring?

[ Did she actually move or was she always holding that large bag full of sweets as far from her body as possible and out to him? It's a mystery! And one handed since she's got the bag of fast food in the other. She's definitely going to wait until he takes it before she steps inside, though. ]

Well, "sweets" was pretty broad and Lightning-kun's so many handfuls, so I modestly went broad! There's donuts, a few slices of different kinds of cake, some cookies, a little fudge, some crepes, hard and soft candies, some lollipops that looked really good.

[ Tastefully packaged and carefully delivered even with that speed she just applied. Let it never be said that Setsura Yamaguchi is ungrateful when it comes to matters related to her man. Just... pounce the bag, not her, Ranpo. She really is trying to fight that whole nervous feeling. ]

["Modestly"]

Well, looks like someone's making a new best friend!

[Those are all his favorites!! and he will happily take the bag as a peace offering as he heads back inside, setting it on the counter so he can start digging through it. If he had a tail ~~which he doesn't because I forgot this is Iris not triple-moon time~~ it'd definitely be wagging.]

But you know-- you don't have to be scared of me. I promise, I only bite if someone asks for it.

[She is way too easy to read -- is this a cat phobia??]

[ There's no sigh of relief per se, but a teensy, weensy bit of that tension is exhaled once his hands are on the bag and he's heading to the counter. She follows him inside easily enough, closing and locking the door behind her. A new best friend, though... it isn't like she's against the idea, but people say things and the last time she befriended a cat boy, he didn't have the traits and she still got nervous. She still does, sometimes, after so many years and that guy's harmless. ]

I'm not scared.

[ Who's scared? And almost wishing he had a tail so she could read it, actually. Fhl. ]

Really, I'm not! I've faced and dealt with far scarier things than a cute guy with a pair of cat ears could probably imagine. [ And yet.

Well, part of it is probably that restless energy in her hands and feet. She knows Lewin is safe, but she still wants to see him, check on him. Maybe hold his hand a little, but not because she's scared! ]

["I'm not scared."]

Oh, I don't doubt you have -- but you shouldn't underestimate the cute ones, either!

[Ranpo's seen some shit-- but he kinda ruins his point when he pulls out a lollipop to suck on, looking delighted by the flavor.]

[ Hm. It sounds an awful lot like he's saying something... before he absolutely ruins his point with that lollipop. Fail, sir. ]

Should I be concerned? Are you going to try and scare me, Ranpo-san?

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