( text | un: jaguar )

[scarcastically]

look @ me, I cracked the code. So. Where do you fit in?

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Comments

[satanslash]

yeah but there's no kfc here so i had to make my own

[scarcastically]

How did it hold up? Taste-wise?

[satanslash]

ill be honest it wasnt perfect but i dont think anyone is ever gonna get it perfect?

BUT

it was really damn good

[scarcastically]

Not bad, kiddo.

Impressive that you made your own food during bday too.

[satanslash]

im 18 im not a kid anymore

i had help for the party so it wasnt too bad

plus i kinda spent a year feeding like 50ish people almost every day

[scarcastically]

for real? then why the fixation on bdays?

[satanslash]

well uh
our birthday is really close to christmas so the monestary we lived at would do a big party for both since we weren't exactly rich and that was the one big thing we had every year

and i missed it last year because i wasn't home and the place i was in was horrible and i didnt have any good way to track days

but i was here for my 18th so it was actually pretty important to me
even without my brother here

[scarcastically]

[ huh. erik couldn't relate much. if he did celebrate, he didn't remember them. ]

So, no family here?

[satanslash]

no
just me
my girlfriend is here but shes from another world
and theres another guy from true cross here but we dont really get along

[scarcastically]

I think that's pretty normal for most people here.

[satanslash]

yeah it was that way back in the other place too
im used to it and honestly if he was here his head would probably explode

[scarcastically]

Your brother?

Yeah, I've noticed people cope badly.

[satanslash]

yeah yukio
he like
he doesnt cope
ever
and its gotten him in pretty big trouble back home recently so if he showed up here he would probably have a total breakdown and i dont wanna deal with that shit

[scarcastically]

What would he have a breakdown about?

[satanslash]

uh probably the idea of touching people for money and actually having to act like a fucking human being and not a robot pretending to be a 30 year old businessman
also the whole me being older than him now thing would probably not help any

[scarcastically]

Damn.

Weird shit to fixate on but ok.

[satanslash]

look i love my little bro but hes got some serious issues
idk why he was so popular back home when he would probably shrivel up and die if a girl ever touched him

also i didnt make the 30 year old businessman joke his coworker shura did
but shes right

[scarcastically]

Maybe this is the perfect place for him to confront his stuff.

[satanslash]

eeeehhh iunno man
if you were like him wouldnt you just hide in your room forever and refuse to come out?

[scarcastically]

Sure, but exposure therapy works. If you see it all the time, it stops being scary.

[satanslash]

guess if he shows up ill just have to babysit him until he can handle it then

[scarcastically]

Give it a shot. If he shows up, anyway.

[satanslash]

yeah
i wont hold my breath but if he does

names rin okumura btw
im gonna be opening up a restaurant soon if you wanna see how good my cooking is

[scarcastically]

erik stevens.

make me a reservation.

[satanslash]

you got it man