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[scarcastically]

look @ me, I cracked the code. So. Where do you fit in?

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[scarcastically]

Yeah, it's a bingo square.

You've never played bingo?

[schmisse]

No.

[ But she never really played games to begin with. ]

What's the objective?

[scarcastically]

You gotta hit up one line across, down or diagonal.

[schmisse]

Well, this is unfortunate.
None of these categories apply to me.
Then again, I don't really use the network much.

[ Prismagram is more her thing... ]

[scarcastically]

Not a single one? Impressive.

[ boring but impressive. ]

[schmisse]

I mean, there's something sad about asking a community of people you don't know for advice.

[scarcastically]

Maybe. But it's normal too. People are always looking for ways to reach out.

[schmisse]

Is this your way of reaching out?

[scarcastically]

Me? I'm not really lonely.

Just kinda curious in terms of self-awareness here.

[schmisse]

The people here tend to go from zero to a hundred. It's difficult to provide statistics.

[scarcastically]

It's just really scientific.

Just gauging. I'm still new.

[schmisse]

A few days new, or months new?

[scarcastically]

More in a middle. It's been a month for me.

[schmisse]

Having fun here?

[scarcastically]

More or less. It's a nice change from what I'm used to.

[ y'know. being dead. ]

[schmisse]

I sure hope there aren't more worlds out there where you can get money from hugging people.

[scarcastically]

I wouldn't mind. Easy way to make bank when you're poor.

[schmisse]

I really don't understand how some people are so comfortable being intimate with people they barely know.

[scarcastically]

Because intimacy's different from person to person. Some people put it on a pedestal, other people see it as currency. Sometimes it just is.

And even with people you don't know, things can change quickly.

[schmisse]

You've got me there. I'll stop trying to argue.

[scarcastically]

Is that what you're doing?

[schmisse]

There was a very minor attempt.

[scarcastically]

Aww.