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竈門 炭治郎 .Kamado Tanjiro. ([personal profile] zutsuki) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-02-01 05:40 am

video; un: hinokami

[The feed is horribly wobbly at first, the device obviously in motion in fumbling hands as it's set lengthwise against a surface, propped up. Tanjiro takes not-enough steps backward from it, leaving the video to be mostly awkwardly focused on his chin and shoulders. He has no frame of reference for how this works, let him live.]

I'm only about half sure I'm doing this right, but I really hope I am because I have something really important I have to share. I'm sorry-- for sharing it, because it's probably putting a lot of people in danger, but!! I'm Kamado Tanjiro, and I'm here to pass along a really unsettling message my friend received, and I hope you'll all pass it around and hopefully we can find a solution.

[He turns to look off screen for a moment, says something that's muddled by his facing the other direction, and then walks back to his own device with another one in his hand. He then proceeds to turn the other device toward the video of his own, showing a too-close view of what is ...still clearly a chain letter text message. He leaves it there a moment, as if expecting people to read it, before stepping back again.]

I don't know what it means, but if anyone has any details on this Bloody Mary, which I'm pretty sure is probably a demon, please let me know! You can also contact Hashibira Inosuke, this was sent to him first! I'll read it, too--

You are now cursed! You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now, because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeball out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What is your family going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put to scare you because you are wrong, so very wrong. Remember, Bloody Mary can do anything!

[He's still too close to the video feed to really be seen properly, but he's also taking this entire thing Far Too Seriously. His grip on Inosuke's phone, which is the most visible thing at this moment, is even white-knuckled.]

Everyone please be safe!!

[Someone please help this poor idiot country bumpkin. Or at least laugh at him.]
boarishness: (( 44. ))

[personal profile] boarishness 2020-02-02 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S RIGHT!! BE IN AWE OF INOSUKE-SAMA, MAGGOT!!
How do you know so much about Bloody Mami, huh? Are you an underling of hers? I'll wring your soul out of your body!
boarishness: (( 5. ))

no

[personal profile] boarishness 2020-02-02 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
BLOODY MAGI.
SHE WILL BE EVEN MORE BLOODIEST WHEN I AM DONE WITH HER.
boarishness: (( 22. ))

[personal profile] boarishness 2020-02-02 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
LIKE I GIVE A SHIT!!!
immature: (and follow)

[personal profile] immature 2020-02-02 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[he seems... lost for a moment, just staring, listening to Tanjiro explain. a mask! then he finds his voice]

Wh-Who you calling a maggot, piggy?
boarishness: (( 56. ))

[personal profile] boarishness 2020-02-02 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
YOU, MAGGOT.

I don't need to waste my breath on someone who frabbermizes [ "fraternizes" ] with demons. Tell me how you know about this vengeful demon and I might spare your life--!!
immature: (all kinds of lies)

[personal profile] immature 2020-02-02 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW]

I said she’s a spirit! Not a demon! Dumbass!
immature: (that no one wept)

[personal profile] immature 2020-02-03 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's totally not the same thing! Demons are demons, spirits are spirits!
immature: (everybody dreams and doubts)

[personal profile] immature 2020-02-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Says EVERYTHING! Books, movies, people...
boarishness: (( 12. ))

[personal profile] boarishness 2020-02-06 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I say they're the same. Kehehehe..
immature: (make a big speech)

[personal profile] immature 2020-02-06 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, okay. But don't come cryin' to me when some evil spirit tries to possess you.
boarishness: (( 3. ))

[personal profile] boarishness 2020-02-06 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't cry.
I don't cry to people who look weak either.
immature: (everyone tells each other)

[personal profile] immature 2020-02-06 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'm weak but.

At least I don't get worked up over something that's obviously fake.

Also, I know how to read.

[mic drop]
boarishness: (( 45. ))

[personal profile] boarishness 2020-02-06 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Whuh..??
Look, I don't needa read to be the best! 'Cause I'm strong! So you can keep all the damn words to yourself and read till your eyes bleed, I don't care! I'll still be triumphant..!!
immature: (or the history)

[personal profile] immature 2020-02-06 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh, what's that? the screen goes black and this guy over on the other side is gone! disappeared, like magic!

yeah, looks like he's turning Inosuke off]