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[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

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[boarishness]

<sub>[ Oh, finally, he can see her on the screen. Is that what "pumpaction" means? It has to do with this unflattering woman? Inosuke cocks his head to a shoulder again and refuses to answer her question.

Instead, he jabs a finger at the screen. ]</sub>

Oi. You look kinda weak.

[angelshot]

[ Oooooooooh Inosuke pls. Needling Panty about her appearance has always been a tried and true way to get her ticked off ASAP. ]

Yeah, well excuse me for not taking fashion advice from some weirdo with his head jammed up a pig's ass.

[boarishness]

I don't really care about what you wear, you just look weak. Even if you were naked, you'd still look weak.

_{[ THIS GUY? ]}

[angelshot]

[ THAT. IS. IT. ]

You wanna go, let's fucking go! I'll kick your ass all day any day and you better not waste my time crying about it!

[boarishness]

I don't cry!!

_{[ He does. ]}

I'll rip your breasts off! That is, if you have any!!

_{[ sorry this is just my joke for Panty for all of my characters.. ]}

[angelshot]

You're gonna be crying by the time I'm done with you. Get used to the idea.

[ Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh damn she got tiddy taunted by a boar child. How is she supposed to live this down???? ]

EXCUSE ME?! I know I didn't just hear you throw shade about my flawless rack, you little shitbag!

1/2

[boarishness]

[boarishness]

What rack?

I'M YELLIN'

[angelshot]

[ INTERNAL SHRIEKING RAGE phew okay take a breath Panty who even cares about some 10 piece chicken mcnobody's opinion, right? RIGHT?
Yeah. She's a little offended rn not gonna lie. ]

I get it. I see what's happening here.

You're not negging nudes out of me, dumbshit. That hasn't worked for ages.

GOMEN...

[boarishness]

Why would I want nudity from you?

_{[ He's.. completely innocent and sincere with this question. ]}

[angelshot]

Duh. Because everyone does?

Listen, I didn't snag this year's Moan-a Lisa award just for having "average hooters", okay. All this? Takes work. So much work.
And natural talent, obviously.

[boarishness]

....

I don't understand. You don't look talented at all.

_{[ ??? ]}
Hooters? Do you mean owls?

[angelshot]

S...ure. Let's just go with that. Owls. Lots of owls.

[boarishness]

Keheheheh..!! In that case, I love hooters..!! Especially the really big ones..! They're fun to look at, but even better to taste..!

I HUNT THEM. DEVOUR THEM. LEAVE NOTHING REMAINING.