( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

Comments

video; un:mickeymouse

[getstoned]

What are you like fuuuuckin' twelve??

[ oh was he loud? she didn't notice, not even a little bit ]

Who the hell would bother to actually fight you? You're not worth the night in jail.

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

NO, I'M NOT TWELVE. I'M FIFTEEN. IS THAT HIGHER OR LOWER THAN TWELVE?
Jail means nothing to me. I'd destroy jail if I got put in it.

[getstoned]

Oh man, that’s totally lower, sorry bro my condolences.

[ it doesn’t hurt to humor the guy, right? though she is concerned that he doesn’t know how numbers work. having trouble with the device was one thing, but counting?? ]

Oh yeah, sure, you could totally take down the jail super easy. You should try it sometime...

But what I really want to know is what’s up with the boar head? Is this like a phantom situation? Are you disfigured under there?

[boarishness]

DAMMIT. AND I WILL.
So what if I'm disfigured..!? Why do you even care..!? I ain't a phantom, I'm Inosuke-sama!!!