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( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

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Eeeek - !

[ Torako cringes away from the outburst on her screen - but the boy(? pig?) did ask about strong people, and she feels she's got an obligation to answer. ]

Um... I- I'm pretty strong, but... I don't really want to fight you...!

[ HE'S SCARY ]

COWARD. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. We could just skip the fight if you want.. and you can just recognize me as superior! The strongest! That's what Josuke did!

_{[ Oh, he got his name right. ]}

I- I'm sure you must be very strong! I don't know if you're stronger than me, but... is there any chance you'd be willing to call it a draw?

[ It would probably be smarter for Torako to just agree that he's the stronger one, but she knows she's very strong herself, and she's not a liar. ]

Oh - you know Josuke-kun? The one with the pompadour, right? I helped him out when he was sick once! Are you friends?

FOOLISH. THERE IS NO DRAW. JUST ADMIT DEFEAT OR LET ME ABOLISH YOU.
WHAT THE HELL IS A POOPADOUR?? DAMN IF I KNOW.

_{[ That question, though. ]}

He's my underling. He does everything I say 'cause he admitted I'm stronger than him. That's fine. I get praise from him all the time 'cause I'm amazing..!!

Hyeeeek!!!

[ YOU'RE VERY LOUD SIR ]

I really don't want to fight you! S- so you can be stronger than me! I don't mind! Really!!

And, um, a pompadour means he has kind of swirly hair...?

[ Torako illustrates, swirling her finger in front of her forehead. ]

He really said you're amazing? Well, I trust Josuke-kun, so I guess... if he likes you, then you must be a pretty good person! It's Inosuke-san, right? I'm Aiko Torasawa...!

[ She gives a shaky but genuine smile. Please be her friend and not her enemy mister yelling pig boy ]

INOSUKE-SAMA, BUT SURE.

_{[ Inosuke crosses his arms over his chest and lifts his head, puffing out literal steam from the pig snout. ]}

Whatever, Inko Tomoboko. I'm good at fighting, if that's what you mean..!! And yeah, Sasuke's got super swirly hair. The swirliest I've seen. It's big. Why's'it big?

WHAT IS SASUKE HIDING BENEATH HIS POOPADOUR. The hell if I know..!! He gives off a gentle vibe, though. I like it. If I stand near him, it feels nice.

_{[ okay?? ]}

[ She doesn't question his ability to breathe steam. Some people (her) can destroy buildings with their bare hands, some people (him) can puff steam out their pig mask nostrils. That's diversity! ]

Oh my gosh...! Did you just nickname me? You did! That means we're friends now, right?

[ no he just forgot your name but whatever makes you feel better torako ]

Hmm! That's... actually a good question. It's probably just more hair, but maybe he has some kind of secrets in there! I - I think it's pronounced "Josuke", though...

...It feels nice? Ooh, I want to try! Let's go stand next to him together sometime!

[ fun friendship activities...??? ]

BY FRIENDS, YOU MEAN MY UNDERLING, THEN SURE.
I mean, if you want, but it's a power of mine, not yours.

We should surround him.

_{[ Josuke wakes up to them T-posing him. Yes. ]}

Well... okay! I've had a part-time job before, so I think I know how to be an underling!

[ hooray for capitalism?? ]

Feeling nice things from people is your power? Wow! Maybe if I watch you, I can learn how to do it! Let's go find Josuke-kun!

[ ENEMY STAND: 「WAR PIGS」
ENEMY STAND: 「EYE OF THE TIGER」 ]

FORGET ABOUT IT.

_{[ OH.... ]}

No punk-ass girl like you could learn to do the things I can do. It's all original..! I made it myself..! You watch your place, maggot, and don't even try to supersede me.

I - I'm sorry...! I just thought I could try to learn from you, since you're my boss now, Inosuke-sama... B- but, um, you probably shouldn't call me names! S- sir!

[ what is a self-esteem. she's trying. ]

Huh? What’s wrong with that?
You are a maggot.

_{[ feral boy doesn’t know much about... anything besides killing demons. ]}

N- no, I'm a person! Except during Cordis! Then I'm a cat person!

[ If there's a maggot moonblessing she doesn't want to know about it ]

Oh.

_{[ That's... a really good thing he's just agreeing with her. ]}

Okay, person.. and sometimes cat-person.
You can be my underling if you're that eager.

But I don't pay you shit. You just worship me and do my bidding, okay..!?

It kind of seemed like you were the eager one... But okay! That's how my friends back home used to treat me! So we're definitely friends now! J- just don't yell at me too much, okay?

[ it's scary...... ]

I WON'T YELL.

_{[ nevermind.. ]}

Just be good and don't misbehave and do what I tell you to do 'cause I'm boss!

Hyeep!! Y- yes sir!

[ and thus began a beautiful minion-boss relationship??? ]

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