( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

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( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

COME OVER HERE AND MAKE ME, LOSER!!!!!!

[wearingguess]

TURN ON YOUR LOCATION!!

[boarishness]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

[wearingguess]

IT'S EASY, JUST GO TO SETTINGS AND LOCATION AND THEN CHOOSE WHICH—

[ but honestly... what are the odds
also, ow... his vocal cords ]

Actually, do you see this symbol?

[ he waves his wand (though it's outside the view of his own selfie cam) and casts a quick light spell causing an image of the microphone icon to appear in front of the camera. ]

Just tap that with your finger. When a line appears through it, it tells all the strongest warriors where to find you.

[boarishness]

....

You're kidding me right?
How the hell did you do that? I wanna do that!

[wearingguess]

[ the sudden reasonable volume is weirdly startling ]

The—huh?
Oh. Sorry, which part?