( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

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[amidstsnow]

Were you raised by animals?

[the rest of those wild boars, he'd guess.]

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING THAT?? This is a brutal challenge, not a bedtime story, Big Forehead...!!

... But yeah, I was! So what of it??

[amidstsnow]

[jin zixuan's mouth drops open. he's ranked as the third most handsome young man in the cultivational world. he has it all, including wealth and skill. he most certainly does not have a big forehead and how dare you give him this hilarious new complex.

he draws himself up again.]

Well then, that explains why they have such an unruly son. If I had my sword, I'd discipline you on your father's behalf!

[this. from the father of jin ling.]

[boarishness]

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, ASSHOLE.

_{[ Inosuke pulls into the view not one but two swords they look.. rather chipped, but still very sturdy and almost brand new. How did they get notches in them? ]}

I've got you beat by two swords..!! And I don't got no father, so suck on that..!!

_{[ It's true.. he's got vague memories of his human mother, but not his father at all. ]}

[amidstsnow]

I can promise you, you would not-

[he halts there, mouth open, finger pointed. because here is something even more insulting than "big forehead".]

What have you done to those swords?

[boarishness]

I made them better, that's what I did!! They slash up demons nice and good.. I'm amazing with them!

_{[ He strikes a pose with them. ]}

Keehahaha!!

[amidstsnow]

You've disrespected them. A sword is a spiritual tool.

How does that help them slash up demons better than they were before?

[boarishness]

Keheheh.
It don't.

It just looks cool.